I am such a catizen. I struck again. Mom came back from the gym and headed to the human litterbox and oh NO!
I struck again. Pink Heart mortally offended me. I drowned him again! He was drenched through. I thought I dedded him! Mom hurried and picked the miscreant up...and administered recusitation. NO FAIR!
Mom just told me she wishes she had the iPhone here because I just this minute rushed in here and grabbed Pink Heart... and he is at the threshold of the hallway. Between my paws. And the hallway leads to the bathroom! Where my huge waterbowl is. Heeeeheeeeheeeee!
Do I look like a cereal killer to you? I ask you.
HEEE! He's not even dried out yet from where mom resuscitated him!