ME: We know you can tell who said what, so I'll just make Mom type for me now. You can do the figgering. 4am: Me and her had been asleep. Well, she still was, but I was in the living room murmuring to my family and choosing who was going into the bedroom. Mom barely surfaced for that. She slept on. Then....there was a great sound. Huge pounding and much noise! It was I, it turned out.
Mom said in all the years since I came to be her Queen, she had not really heard the sound of great loud thudding until last night. MOM: (early this morning, I'll beg your pardon!!!)
I heard Mom on the phone a while ago saying that since I have been here, I always announce family coming down the hall and entering our bedroom, But no one except Brunhilda (thanks Mom!!!!) (INSULT TO ME!) made it to the bedroom! She told her friend that she hadn't heard the thunder down the hallway like that, ever! and that I made a lot of rumbling, thumping, and just plain noise at large, getting up onto the bed. It caused the mattress to quake! That's what she said! The mattress quaked! She said I STOMPED up to her head (I did) getting onto my pillow...(it crackles)..*that's how mom knew* and then, to the prize...her head. I commenced to bust through that barrier she set up! Pah! Easy peasy! I purred like I had speakers attached to my throat it was so loud.
MOM: I HEARD her do all of it...she woke me at 4 with that colossal... um...well, er...meaty leap, and the weighty stomping. I certainly felt her stomping up to my head...I think she was walking like Pepe LePew!! and beginning to decimate the barricade...she got on her pillow, (it crackled ) the box was gone and Leopard, he became a bridge! To me! I'm surprised nothing hit the walls she was so emphatic. I think Leopard will sue. I think *I* will sue.
She is complaining that she is sleepy! Tuff petunias.