June 9, 2019

Did it Again!

Kitties, do I look like a cereal killer to you?  (mom said if she used the other word...blogger might come down on me).  (You never know where their censors are...if there are any.)

I am such a catizen.  I struck again.  Mom came back from the gym and headed to the human litterbox and oh NO!



I struck again.  Pink Heart mortally offended me.  I drowned him again!  He was drenched through.  I thought I dedded him!  Mom hurried and picked the miscreant up...and administered recusitation. NO FAIR!


Mom just told me she wishes she had the iPhone here because I just this minute rushed in here and grabbed Pink Heart... and he is at the threshold of the hallway. Between my paws.  And the hallway leads to the bathroom! Where my huge waterbowl is. Heeeeheeeeheeeee!

Do I look like a cereal killer to you?  I ask you.




HEEE!  He's not even dried out yet from where mom resuscitated him!

33 comments:

The Whiskeratti said...

You look COMPLETELY innocent. As always. And Pink Heart....!!! What did you do!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Of course you are not trying to kill your pink heart. I am sure you are misunderstood and just trying to give it a good wash.
Did I ever tell you that Eric tried to dead things too? He only played with Scruffy Rat but he would put him in the outdoor drinking bowl when he finished. If he caught a shrew he would do the same. I think shrews must be bitter because neither of the boys would eat them.

Brian said...

Simon is a drowning kitty too sweet Katie, his toys end up in the big water bowl too!

The Island Cats said...

We don’t want to get on your bad side, Katie!

meowmeowmans said...

Nah, you're just making sure that heart is clean, right, Katie? :)

The Chair Speaks said...

Of course, you did not do it, Katie. Pink heart jumped in the water bowl by itself! Purrs! :D

Pam and Teddy said...

I'm reasonable certain that you COULD get away with not having been aware that Pinkie leaped in the water bowl ON HER OWN. Was this so called incident involving YOU doing the deed caught on tape? Was there a human in attendance at said incident? If the answer is NO to any of those questions I say you have been wrongfully accused. I'm sure Pinkie will take a dive again one of these days so be purrpared for accusations to fly again!

Hugs, Teddy

Tamago said...

Katie san, you cracked me up with "cereal killer"! But you are right, we never know where those censors are :-) You and Goro can be purrtner in crime as he drowns his toys, too!

My Mind's Eye said...

Katie Isabella I say when a gal is mortally offended ANY ACTION taken to DEFEND said gal is appropriate. You go girlfriend
Angel Madi, in her younger days, was a cereal burglar. She thought she was 100% within her rights to stick her paw in my Cheerios to fish one out!!
Hugs Cecilia

da tabbies o trout towne said...

katie; ewe can kill cereal if ya want; catz shuld knot reel lee eat grainz any way... N ta de best oh R knowledge..... all cereal iz grain ☺☺☺♥♥♥

Colehaus Cats said...

You're not a cereal killer, you're a swim instructor. Are you absolutely sure you weren't just offering swim lessons? 'Cause that one seemed to still have life in it to have been dedded.

www.shelter-cats.com said...

Katie, are you getting your Kix by being a Cereal Killer?
Cheerios from your fans,
xxoo
Mickey Mouser, Rufus the Red and Ernie

Savannah's Paw Tracks said...

you are a Queen!! Most certainly NOT a cereal killer! And that pink heart better not think it's gonna take over your castle!

Cupcake said...

If you dipped him, I'm sure you had a very good reason, KI. Of course, your mom is a compassionate person, so she will always do her best to rescue friends in trouble. Likely, you'll thank her later...

Love and licks,
Cupcake

Sasha + Saku said...

We don't think you're a cereal killer at all Katie. You're just beeeautiful!!

Photo Cache said...

Hey, no one would convict you. Not looking cute like that.

Emma and Buster

Jo-Anne's Ramblings said...

Going against the rest as I am super brave and can say you sure have a killer look about you, but I am sure Pinnk Heart deserved it

pilch92 said...

A heart needs to be kept moist, clearly you were attempting a rescue. XO

William’s Kith & Kin said...

Katie, the safest story is to blame that on Ivan--he is notorious for putting toys in the fountain and we will back you up.

Elliott & Izzy.

Just Mags said...

Sweet Katie that had to be an accident we don't think you would ever on purpose harm Pink Heart. We think you proved your innocence by playing with Pink Heart being still wet. Hugs and nose kisses

Laila and Angel Minchie said...

This jury member votes innocent!!!

Eastside Cats said...

I say the pink heart was asking for it!

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

We don't doubt your powers, Katie Isabella. And we bet pink heart had it coming. He thought since you're so lady-like and beautiful that you wouldn't be ruthless. BIG MISTAKE! Bear used to drop his toys in his water bowl and try to bat them out. That was one thing ... but when he dropped his fabric string in there, it wicked the water out all over the floor. I was NOT happy. But it was pretty adorable.

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

We don't doubt your powers, Katie Isabella. And we bet pink heart had it coming. He thought since you're so lady-like and beautiful that you wouldn't be ruthless. BIG MISTAKE! Bear used to drop his toys in his water bowl and try to bat them out. That was one thing ... but when he dropped his fabric string in there, it wicked the water out all over the floor. I was NOT happy. But it was pretty adorable.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Awesome! At least your mommy knows who drowns toys at your house. We have a mystery drowner here; we find toys in the water, and no idea who did it!
Be sure to have a peek over at Daily Dose today, ok? They got your gift!

Leo says: That pink heart had it coming, I'm sure of it! You're the best toy dunker around, sweet Katie! Shall I bring over some nip to celebrate yet another successful killing? Maybe I can bring a toy to toss in with your pink heart and freak out your mommy? hee hee

John Bellen said...

Good Heavens, why do you have it for Pink Heart, Katie?

SailorEdgar said...

What did the Pink Heart ever do to you, Katie? :-)

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Hello my sweet! Yes, you do look an eensy bit like a cereal killer--I mean, honestly, what with our teefs and fangs, we all do, don't you think? I can't imagine what your adorable little pinkie heart could have done to offend you though. It looks innocent to me . . . which might be all the more reason to kill it ded. Cause you never know what it might be hiding. Love you XOXOXO

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Hello my sweet! Yes, you do look an eensy bit like a cereal killer--I mean, honestly, what with our teefs and fangs, we all do, don't you think? I can't imagine what your adorable little pinkie heart could have done to offend you though. It looks innocent to me . . . which might be all the more reason to kill it ded. Cause you never know what it might be hiding. Love you XOXOXO

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

Oh, KI, you are so cute! Too cute to kill cereal! Or pink hearts. MOL

Mariette VandenMunckhof-Vedder said...

Dearest Katie Isabella,
NO you are not a serial killer in a negative way; don't ever worry!
Big hugs,
Mariette

Marty the Manx said...

Oh Katie, Ralphie likes to do that too with his little sparkle balls. You are too sweet of an angel to be a "killer"!
Luvs
Marty

Angel Simba said...

Katie, you sure do keep Mom on her toesies. She will need to keep the lid closed on that water bowl, methinks. Because you are quick and sneaky.