July 28, 2014

Mom...You Can Help Me Now!

Kitties,  Mom has been horrible.  Yes, we had scary weather yesterday with tornadoes and all the resultant brouhaha!  BUT does that mean the other three days also had your knickers in a twist?  I think not.

Angel Kassie is BACK!  I am so glad.  After she became an Angel, her mommy left the innerwebs till today.  You might want to go see her.

Tomorrow my other favorite brother will be here from over the mountains.  He will be here till 1 August and then on his way to Ohio.

Kitties, I am eating $1.50 a can Royal Canin.  No coupons or anything for that stuff.  It's about to break mom's bank.  BUT I eat it and hardly hork although I had a hork I am very proud of.  One was on the highly polished oak chest at the foot of our bed that she never knew till that NIGHT was there. The other was yesterday JUST as she sunk into the chair with her coffee and toast..that ol' familiar song of a hork.  On the couch edge..there went the throw up there for my comfort...another on the rest of the couch edge with nothing to protect it, another on the floor and the last one behind a hard to move rocker.

I did it with my usual flair.  Mom had just say down with her toast which was hot and her coffee.  Yup.  Sure did.  Just like old ties, huh?

July 24, 2014

Bed Wars? What Bed Wars?

I am right here in my sunny window.  I have NO idea what on earth Mom was talking about.  Do I seem to be crowding a bed?  No.  Am I near a bed?  No.  I am hereby expressing my opinion of the whole whining  session she had!

Take that, mommy! 

July 22, 2014

Wordy Wednesday

Kitties, mom came back from working out yesterday morning and found the living room floor bare of toys...except Lion.  Poor poor Lion.  I had taken everyone else out that was on the floor and put them in all the other rooms.  Except Lion.  Lion was there all by himself with just my pink tunnel.  Donkey was in the computer room, all the mouses were divided up between the rooms as well as my pizza pie.   And the point being, I left Lion there.  By himself.  Woe is Lion.  Mom said to a friend she supposed Lion needs to go on vacation for awhile so I hope he has a good time.  Brother from NC got him last.  He locked his door against me but I left Lion outside his door.  He wasn't even honored.

Now other brother was delighted at his red heart mousie IN his room where the door stayed welcomingly ajar.

Mom started out on the edge of her bed and I could not gain purchase on the tiny ledge she purposefully left.  But in the night, I got up there anyway and when she went to turn over she felt my silk against her arm.  She resignedly turned over and I oozed into her warm spot while she went to the colder middle of the bed and then, the rest of the night was spent traveling with HER on the opposite edge.  HA!  Tuxies Rule.

Queen of Tennessee and All Neighbouring Lands

Battle Ground

July 19, 2014

Caturday Joys with Update at 3PM

Kitties, just 30 seconds at my toy basket and I got these out to play with.  This is a sample of what is out.  You ought see the living room.

On another note, rest in peace dear furriend Sid, the Catahoula.  You were only six and a treasure to your pawrents and all who knew you.  Admiral and me included.  XX

July 18, 2014

Me and Brovver

Brovver baby sat for me last night while mommy went to get her sleeps studied.  She passed with an A, or so she says.  I don't need to be baby sat for but we both love it, me and brovver.  So, he came along, did his laundry and we kept one another company through the night.  I want you to know Kitties, I brought my RED HEART SHAPED MOUSIE in to him in his room.  NOTHING in mom's room cause she wasn't here!  I have brought Lion and other mouses to his door when he is here but the red heart MOUSIE?  He knows how honored he was.

Mom said she had a heckuva bad dreamy at the end of the sleeps study and boy, she said the door opened the tech was expecting who KNOWS what! Mom left the FitBit at home and tried to start again today but all the steps and work will have to be tomorrow while playing with me.  xxoo

July 16, 2014

Winsome Wednesday!!!

Kitties!  I want you to see my un-retouched art work.  Matter of fact mommy said she'd rather NEVER touch it..so be assured that this is MY creation in the middle of the night!

Mom heard me horking but decided to continue sleeping.  Here is my WORK Kitties.  The missile is fully loaded and points the way to UTB I might add.  No kitties will be harmed.  It's just exploring.

Accolades and awards accepted should you wish to do so.


July 13, 2014

Monday Meows Early

Kitties, I started drinking again after 30 hours and all boy cats cover their eyes..this is for mom's only:  I had two nice poos for 2 days now and nice pees too.  Boy cats may uncover their eyes.  *I am a delicate girl and I don't want my purrsonal fings discussed among boy cats!*

I just took a notion not to drink for some reason but mommy said she will follow all of the suggestions and warm water to make the foodables more soupy may be just right.  Also it didn't occur to her, she told me while I drank today that I was getting water from my wet foodables.

LION!!!! was in the hallway this morning!  I brought him down 2/3's of the way!  This is for Tabbies of Trout Towne who thought I had totally kicked Lion to the curb.  Not.  I did bring Donkey into the bedroom.  Mom said that we had the "who owns the bed" drama again the last two nights.

I am totally bonded to mom.  I have other family like brothers and friends of mommy and all that but she is the one I sleep with and when I do, I am up against her lending her my life's warmth to keep her safe.  I take hers to keep ME safe.  When she turns over, I slide right along and my front is pressed into her back.  I stretch all the way from the top off the bed to the bottom!!! WE may as well be surgically attached she said! Humph!

Just saying Hi Hi Hi .  Mom has a new FitBit and she is excited about wearing it to bed tonight on her wrist wrapped in its band to see what it says about her sleep.  So, so long until tomorrow.

July 12, 2014


Oh my.  Mom was wondering how I can hork up some kibble but the horribly expensive Royal Canin wet fuds stayed in!  How in the world did I do that?  TWICE, one time immediately following the other.  I DO choose the most inconvenient places to do that as often as possible. Usually under and in a forest of chair legs.  Behind furniture is also excellent as is on the polished wood of the window sill or coffee table.  Best time to do that is when she is gone or in bed.  Then, the finish comes off the wooden surfaces.

Mom said I am not drinking enough and my potty is not indicating these last 36 hrs. that I am doing much of anything in it.  I do have two water bowls.  There is no where to plug in a fountain unfortunately without stretching an electrical cord across the floors.   I think she will save going around the bend this time for more non compliance with potty rules.  Of course these things happen on the weekend.  We will see.


July 9, 2014

Wordy Wednesday and Refrigerator Pin-Ups

Kitties, look at it this way.  Mom is about to  help me  post another of my gifts to her.  She posts these like any proud pawrent of fur babies!  It's like posting the human kids' things on the fridge!

Here is Tuesday nights offerings brought with announcements of course.  I always announce!

That's Donkey, little fur mousie and big floppy legged pink and gray mousie.  He is especially good for tossing!

Last night the selection was: Squirrel, pink and gray mousie, red heart shaped mousie and Donkey.  I also kept trying to eat mom's hair which she finds extremely annoying in the night.  AND for dessert, I barbered for some time.  How does she know?  It's like, so she says, having an electric toothbrush fully on and lying on the mattress--- only with no real noise of that type.  The sound of teeth clicking, however, as I mow my sides and the literal buzzy feeling coming thru the mattress from the ultra fast teeth clipping is extremely annoying and keeps her awake she says.  Why I'm not bald is anyone guess I heard her say to a friend.  V-E-T said it's a bad habit as opposed to anything physically wrong.


July 7, 2014

Tuxie Tuesday a Bit Early

Kitties, ya'll know, Tuxie's rule.  That's all I have to say about that!

Signed Sealed and Delivered Queen Katie Isabella of Tennessee and All Neighboring Lands

July 5, 2014

The Aftermath on Caturday!

Kitties, I did NOT like the boomers I heard last night and I was under the table facing the wall, away from the boomers that may have come through the windows and grabbed me!!  Mom was reading a magazine and spoke to me from time to time telling me not to be afraid.  I felt some comfort from that or I would have been UTB!!!

Finally she said "Let's go to bed" and I trotted right along side her as we made the rounds to the windows and then to bed.  I was on the bed before she could draw up the sheet to her chin so that my sharpies wouldn't penetrate her furless neck and chest!  She bore the sharpies rather than take a chance on my letting fears of booms make me go UTB if she moved me a bit to get the sheet up.  We passed the night well.  I got up close to her on the outside of the bed edge where she wants to be, and squeezed next to her.  She felt sorry for me so she scooted back to give me more room.  In return, she got to sleep till 6:30!!!

Mom found a whisker this morning.  That is four in total in getting closer to three years (next January).  They are hard to find because they are white and the carpet is off white.  Brother has one, and the other three are taped to the cabinet.

Here is someone that MAY be in the bed.  Maybe.  I don't see anyone but they may be there...

And here is the Admiral where she best loved to be.  Mom's side on mom's pillow.

July 4, 2014

Happy Fourth of July. Happy Birthday America!

Kitties, Happy 4th of July.  It is a beautiful day purrfect for window wiffies and low humidity too.  The temperature got down into the 50's for us.  Meow about purrfect sleeping and no air conditioning..we has it.  We will enjoy it while we can.