HALP! Vishus deer!

Kitties!  Will you look at the size of the terrible vishus deer?  I mean GIGANTIC vishus deer if there ever were any!  Imagine innocently jumping onto your window sill after breakfast, all unknowing, fixing to  to watch a little relaxing BirdTV or SquirrelTV and see that ginormous head standing tall looking right back at you!!?? I mean a vishus DEER!  Or MORE than one.  Oh, my little heart!  Where is my mancat protector?   There's two of them there at this house.  Mommy was on her way for a walkie when these terrors plunged across the street in front of our car.

When will it all end?

I felt fainty....very fainty.

 

Oh Noes...

It's behind me, isn't it?

Mom, it wants to EAT me!

The Chattanooga Choo-Choo

Here I am.  I got there in time to catch the train.

Just got there in time.  It has a powerful engine!!

The powerful velocity almost CATapulted me back out again!

Look who finally came out to play two nights  ago. So now Mom...shut up.

He's Eating All of the Bacons!

Kitties, there was a birthday pawty for my Client Saturday and I want you to see for yourselves that he ate ALL of the bacons.  There was none for me once mom and brother got home!  I may have to charge more next case regarding him as that was a terrible thing to do to me.

You can see from my face below here what a terrible shock this was!  I can't un-see the evidence presented above!  I am prostrate with shock and dismay!

The sorrow I feel after this awful betrayal...

I had to take to the bed to recover...if I ever do. 

I'm a Movie Star

Kitties, nobuddy ever told me I'm not a kitten!  This is me a few nights ago.  That was an ancient Wagon Train on in the background.  Got me fired up to play hard!

XX

Hear Me Rawrrrrr

Kitties!  Here is what happens when mom leaves in the morning.  When she got home yesterday, these  tracks and furs were all over the house.   And look who was my first victim  toy to be hauled out.  Donkey!  I bring out five or six of my favorites in the morning race.   I always run like my tail was on fire from one end of the house to the other.  The THoE is here then.  xxoo  Come on over and we'll have a race!

Now I Ask You.

 Would this face fib?

 Of course not Kitties.  I was grilled incessantly  asked if I had used my claws on the carpet right next to the scratcher.  Of course not!  What do you take me for?  A thug?  I was threatened   asked in a matter- of- fact way if I had also clawed (walked sedately over)  the new throw rugs instead of using my multiple  (so many I trip over the consarn things!)  scratch pads and posts.  Nay, I say.  I did not do that.  Have you asked your women friends who come over every now and then?  THEY have long nails!  I saw them!  Why is it always me you ask?  Maybe one of the brovvers did it.  Maybe my Client did it when he was here.  If so, I will defend him again as I know what it is like to be unjustly accused!   asked these leading and upsetting questions.

Kitties...am I right? How dare she really!