Kitties, there was a birthday pawty for my Client Saturday and I want you to see for yourselves that he ate ALL of the bacons. There was none for me once mom and brother got home! I may have to charge more next case regarding him as that was a terrible thing to do to me.
You can see from my face below here what a terrible shock this was! I can't un-see the evidence presented above! I am prostrate with shock and dismay!
The sorrow I feel after this awful betrayal...
I had to take to the bed to recover...if I ever do.