Would this face fib?
Of course not Kitties. I was
grilled incessantly asked
if I had used my claws on the carpet right next to the scratcher. Of course not! What do you take me for? A thug? I was
threatened asked in a matter- of- fact way if I had also clawed (
walked sedately over) the new throw rugs instead of using my multiple (
so many I trip over the consarn things!) scratch pads and posts. Nay, I say. I did not do that. Have you asked your women friends who come over every now and then? THEY have long nails! I saw them! Why is it always
me you ask? Maybe one of the brovvers did it. Maybe my Client did it when he was here. If so, I will defend him again as I know what it is like to be
unjustly accused! asked these leading and upsetting questions.
Kitties...am I right? How dare she really!
25 comments:
Good heavens, Katie! Is this the kind of treatment you have to endure on a daily basis?! However do you bear up under the stress and strain of it all???
Nicki and Derry
Dearest Katie-Isabella,
Oh, the stress you live under... my Lord!
Our kitties also got falsely accused of spraying in the garage and making it STINK. They of course do not do that.
BUT this week we had proof that they were not the culprit as a teenage boy (yep, balls on still!) from across the street had come in through 2 cat-doors and got inside the bedroom! He's sprayed his way up... Argh.
Got the spray flacon with half vinegar/water and did spray his butt when he was in our staircase area... Hope he will not repeat such a visit!
Arghhh!
Hugs and stay warm it feels so nippy still. Have only biked once, Sunday a week ago and my back is still not completely normal...
Mariette
We voted and all of us totally believe you sweet Katie!
Exactly - why always blame the innocent kitteh??
Goodness! We'd be so upset over that questioning, we'd DEFINITELY take to those rugs and good!
I bet it was damaged when she bought it and she didn't notice. You poor kitty. XO
Has your mom been in the nip or something?
MOL @BeadedTail, we were wondering the same thing!
It certainly could not be you, Katie! In fact, we all agree it was probably Ivan, who no doubt stole into your house while no one was looking.
There's absolute no doubt of your innocence, Katie. I think you're right about one of the lady friends with long nails. Sheish. You'd think you're the only one around there with claws. Maybe she is just trying to deflect guilt from herself! Consider it!
I am *sure* you were not properly Mirandized, my little darling. And whatever made her think she could INTERROGATE you without the presence of your lawyer? Even a cattorney is entitled to proper representation. She's got nuffing on you, nuffing at all. Why, maybe she did it her OWN self. I still can't believe my Human has the NERVE to make a post on MY blog. We need a vacation. Maybe Marv would let us come visit? He seems like a pretty good guy, and I think his Human is better behaved than ours. Nellie didn't truck with not stoopy Human nonsense.
Unless she actually sees you doing it, Katie, which we know she never will because you don’t do stuff like that, she shouldn’t accuse you. Just sayin’....
Katie, it sounds to me like all this was the work of that nefarious NOKITTY!
It does seem a far-fetched accusation, doesn't it?
How horrible to be unjustly accused!
Katie! Is your Mom becoming a bully? This is a very SAD development indeed. I hope you can convince her that there are OTHER possibilities than blaming YOU!
Hugs, Teddy
I get accused of scratching the wallpaper a lot. Not fair, is it?
Purrs xx
Athena
It makes me over the moon happy when they DO use the rug. It sure beats the furniture being shredded.
And yes, they'll walk right by the TWO scratching posts to get to the furniture.
grrrrrrr!
lol
Oh my, how could your mom accuse you when there are so many, more likely suspects? We all know you are so sweet and innocent :-)
my stars girl even if you are or were or might be about to lie put on your best face that you wont cant and never will lie rather like the one we use when shopping and stating we haven't enough money to cover the cost of said handbag so the merchant lowers the price ~~~~~~ hugs from dai$y =^..*= ♥♥
yes, how DARE she!! catchatwithcarenandcody
False accusations are the worst. Of course your face is the portrait of total innocence. You are not Kitty Sherlock Holmes! How are you supposed to know who did it? One look tells me it was not you! #freeKI
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Oh Katie your mom is sorely mistaken and owes you a great big
I'm Sorry and a grill salmon steak!!
Hugs madi your bfff
Imagine her torturing you with those questions, Katie. What was she thinking?! xo Diana
That is SO rude, Katie. How dare she even ask you, who are so obviously innocent!
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