December 11, 2016

Got'cha, Mom!

Just when she thought she was safe!  Got 'er again!

I have not had a big old liquid and plentiful horking session after breakfast since I started my probiotics.  Nope.  Not once.

However, today, after being served breakfast and just starting to eat it, mom started her two eggs in the pan...I might add they were only just finished and she was about to put them in the little salad plate when that dreaded horrible horking sounded loud and clear.  And of course, all ahead STOP in the kitchen as mom gathered the paper towels and the trash can lid to hold the sopping towels as she cleaned, and the cleaner.

She no sooner got a start on the really big wet sloppy one, liquidy (there has to be such a word...right?) and kibble plus a hairball of modest size--- BUT I started another hork in the computer room.  Wet, yellow, staining but smaller.  And another in the spare room as she strained to clean the computer room carpet.  Well, she had two months, just over, off from all that.



I'm Queen so I can do as I please.

33 comments:

Brian said...

Hey Katie, it's supposed to be Hark the Herald Angels sing, not Hork the Herald Angels!

Ramblingon said...

Brian! You got me AND Momma laughing!

SailorEdgar said...

Good one, Brian! Katie, I hope you give your Mom a bit of a respite after that session.

Terri said...

You have to make sure your mom stays in practice!

Austin Towers said...

Well done on such an even spread, Katie!! Nice one!!

La Cabeza Grande said...

We feel sorry for your mommy but, as you know, we cats like to keep 'em off-balance. Two months is a good long time. Hope mommy's eggs didn't get too cold.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Hope you feel better getting all that out of your system, Katie!

Maxwell Faraday Richman said...

wow, a three-fer all at once! You musta won a worlds' record for that or somthing, you think?

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Sorry you had an upset tummy, I hope that doesn't start happening a lot. XO

Mariodacat said...

Whoa Katie, when you do it up, you REALLY DO IT UP! You must have been saving that hairball for a long time. Guess that will teach mom to count her chickens before they have hatched!!!!

Mickey's Musings said...

MOL at Brian's comment :)
You have to keep them well trained Katie in case they forget how to clean up ;)
MOL!
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

Lone Star Cats said...

Well, I guess ya had it stored up.

The Whiskeratti said...

Well, it HAS been two months!

The Island Cats said...

Well, that's too bad, Katie. We were hoping your horking days were over.

Simba said...

Oh, Katie, sorry about your tummy. Mom started me on Fortiflora per your recommendation and I sure do like the taste. We are familiar with those hork stages in different places, getting yellower and stainier as they go.
Brian's comment was spot on!

meowmeowmans said...

Sorry to hear about the hork-stravaganza at your house, Katie. Gracie and Zoe had one here yesterday, too!

Hugs to you and Mommy.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

We're cats. We hork. They need to get used to it. I actually enjoy a nice upchuck once in awhile. Gets those pesky undigested furballs out, and clears the system. Good job. XOXOXO

Anonymous said...

Well Katie, you are right that you are Queen and horking happens when YOU say it should but horking is decidedly NOT FUN so I hope once you got that icky hair ball out of there you spent the rest of your day PEACEFULLY and hork-free?

Love, Angel Sammy

Anonymous said...

My comment disappeared! Cyber-kidnapping! If this goes through, I will type it up again.... here goes nuthin'.

Love and licks,
Cupcake

Anonymous said...

Soooo.... as I was saying.... Yikes, KI. Your poor tummy. Plus your poor mommy! Her eggs were probably ice cold by the time she ate them. I hope that messy stuff is finished... for a few months, anyway...

Love and licks,
Cupcake

Hannah and Lucy said...

Mum didn't know whether to clean up the last time I horked or eat her brekkie - her brekkie lost!

Anonymous said...

Hairballs will do that, but it is best to get them out!

Selina said...

Poor sweetie pie! My sib, Boudicca, has the "travelin' barfs" (MomKatt says they are far less entertaining than the Travelin' Wilburys, whoever THEY are) as well. The pawrents just roll with the punches - and the paper towels. But glad the probiotics seem to be helping, my dear friend.

Purrz!
Selina

Kitties Blue said...

Katie, our humans know that sound so well. Mauricio and Lisbeth are champions at it, but Mom can tell which one it is when she hears it happening. The sounds may be different but the result the same. Hope you feel better now that you have relieved yourself. Way to keep your mom on her toes. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Tamago said...

Oh wow, Katie san, you had a big horking session! I enjoyed your detailed report, hahaha. But I'm sorry your tummy got upset. I hope you are feeling better now. xoxo

Photo Cache said...

We are MOL-ing on Brian's comment.

Emma and Buster

Jo-Anne's Ramblings said...

That sounds gross, not your fault but still sounds gross did it turn your mum off her eggs would turn me off mine if I had eggs

Tina Fariss Barbour said...

Well, when you hork, you get serious about it! I hope you are feeling better now and have no more episodes. At least you gave Mom the practice in cleaning them up. :-)

Mariette VandenMunckhof-Vedder said...

Dearest Katie Isabella,
That must have been awful, both for you and your Mom...
Never have seen that done by our fur babies but I guess, you got longer hair?
So sorry!
Hugs,
Mariette

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

Lexy is the horker around here. Hope your belly is feeling better now!

Flynn said...

MOL at Brian's comment! I hope you are feeling better now, Katie.

Eileen said...

Gotta keep the mom bean guessing Katie. Good job! We hopes your tummy is feeling better now.

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

www.shelter-cats.com said...

Oh, yuck, dears. I'm sorry to hear this. I am always glad to see any hair ball in the toxic waste area- it means there's nothing really wrong.
xxoo
Maggie, Mickey Mouser, and Rufus the Red