January 31, 2021

Rotten Leopard!

 That rotten backstabbing Leopard.  I  will show you the evidence of how I tried my best to make friends with him!  I even invited him to sleep on my bed if he wanted to!  I napped WITH him keeping him cozy!  

What did he do?  Usurped my place next to mom's head and prevents me from climbing on.  Now how's THAT for a fine how-do -you- do?  Is that gratitude for friendship?  The answer is N-O! 

Mom sees me sitting there staring at Leopard next to her, and I see her having at that horrible Leopard up there between the pillows where I would go on my way to her head. It grieves her to see me walk away, sad.  

There's a cure mom.  Try it. 


Me being welcoming and nice to Leopard.  

MY bed.  My black kitty head.



He is a sorry piece of work, that Leopard! 





33 comments:

Marvelous Marv said...

Dearest Katie! Have I told you lately how adorable looking you are? You make my heart sing! I am so sad that this evil leopard has usurped you spot on your Mom's head! Jo Jo has been doing that to our Mom, she is thinking about getting a leopard! I have been sleeping with our Mom too. I make sure Marv can't! We are hoping that you have a marvellously Happy Day! Your Kozmo

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Leopard does look very pleased with himself, Katie.

Mariette VandenMunckhof-Vedder said...

Dearest Katie Isabella,
You made me laugh as yesterday I was wearing my leopard button outfit. On my shoes, on my matching bag, on my belt, three heads on each side and on my leather short jacket. Guess you would NOT approve of it. I love it however and did let out the seam of my woolen pants that I found in Chattanooga. YEP, lots of leopards in Tennessee, you Mom must have the same keen eye for spotting them!!!
But you are right in a way but what about disturbing your Mom's night rest?! You take plenty of kitty naps during the day but humans don't do that as frequently... We must work some and caring for our kitties.
Hugs and hope the vet visit goes well!
Mariette

Photo Cache said...

LOL, he's cute though Katie, even you can admit to that!

Emma and Buster

pilch92 said...

My Penny suggest you pee on him. XO

The Whiskeratti said...

Oh my, that is some very strong language, Your Majesty!

Brian's Home Blog said...

You might just have to drag him away sweet Katie!

Ivan from WMD said...

Poor Katie. Did you try biting him? That's what we'd do!

Mickey's Musings said...

OK Katie! Pleasantries are over!!!!
Take your paw and WHAP leopard off the bed!!!!
Purrs, Julie

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Oh, that is just wrong, Katie!

John Bellen said...

To be fair, Katie, Leopard is only doing what he is meant to do. (P.S. I'd blame that mum of yours, frankly...)

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

The worst thing about leopards is their patience. You will never be able to wait the out Good luck.

meowmeowmans said...

That two-timing leopard. How dare he!

Lynn and Precious said...

Katie, you did what we lovely girl kitties always do. You took the generous Road and tried to make leopard feel loved and welcomed. And then he turns on you and gets in between you and your mom. That's a man cat for you. I refuse to let them in my house. Precious

Pam and Teddy said...

That lousy leopard is starting to be VERY annoying isn't he Katie! Your Mom might be protecting her head but in doing so she's missing out on that warm Katie Kitty breath in the night and the love you whisper in her ear. Well, it's her choice right? I guess the Leopard has the upper paw for now but if I know you - things will change!

Hugs, Teddy

My Mind's Eye said...

Oh Katie Isabella...Leopard has outstayed his welcome...time to send him to the curb
Hugs Cecilia

Cupcake said...

That leopard is evil. I would tear him to shreds and take back mama.

Love and licks,
Cupcake

Saku said...

This guy just doesn't know who's boss, Katie! You might have to hide him somewhere.

Leah said...

Oh my Katie, that leopard, maybe a swat or two would help?

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

How dare that leopard!!??? We'll come right over and put him in his place.

Jo-Anne's Ramblings Aussie Jo said...

Oh that leopard..............

Kea said...

Oh, gosh, how unbelievably of Leopard! We, too, think a swat or a bite from you might teach him his place.

Eastside Cats said...

What can you do, Katie? Maybe contact one of those wild cat rescues, to see if they'll take Leopard off of your paws.

Timmy Tomcat said...

Katie our Dad says Leopard can visit our house. Einstein climbs on top of Dad when the lights go out and he is too Heavy! But he will have to come back after a week or so

Timmy Tomcat said...

Katie
Thanks so much you sweet girl
Rumpy Bump

da tabbies o trout towne said...

katie; but ya gotta add mit....him IZ feerce and handsum...leopard iz ☺☺☺♥♥♥

Darla M Sands said...

~giggles~

Darla M Sands said...

Da Tabbies' comment cracked me up. lol

Anonymous said...

Katie, leopards are very demanding (and fierce). Maybe if you shared some foods, he would be more considerate of your rights to Mom's head...

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My Mind's Eye said...

Katie Isabella I like the house at the top too. Love the lawn and how the house commands such a quite presence on the hill
Hugs to you and Mom
Cecilia

Smudge said...

Might we suggest a stuffing shredding for that leopard?

The J-Cats said...

Katie, We believe this is a clear case of Criminal TresPuss by Leopard. Possibly even Home Invasion. You should call in the Pawlice!