Kitties, I got it down right. Its a no fail deal. What? Ruling the household. How? Easy.
You hafta be a kitty and you hafta be soft. We are like--- the softest silkiest rulers in the world. No one else compares. So, you gotta be soft. Then, you begin sleeping on or next to your mom or dad's head. Purr loudly while you're there. The combination of your soothing warmth, your beyond compare softness and the purring I just mentioned...they drop off to sleep like they're falling off a cliff! They say its annoying at first, poor things, and sometimes they will make feeble efforts to pull away or even more disturbing...trying to push US away. However, persist. Name of the game. Just walk softly on up t their heads and settle. As soon as they feel that incredible warm softness against their face...you're in like Flynn. You have your personal heated pillow! Them. You will always have it. No one can take it away. No other pillow can scratch your head for you...pet you..provide warmth, whisper to you and give you smoochies on your head and cheekies
Last night I took it to the next level. I was pointed downward, all slung out with my nose and my face right at/in her ear. She felt (and smelt) my perfect breath and my whiskers. And my snoring. But first... the purring plus my heartbeat was an added attraction. She started complaining again but that hushed as she fell asleep anyway.
She woke at 3 with my face in her ear; my arms straight down across her face diagonally, and my feets rammed into her throat. Yup. Now she did move my feets. I'll have to train her on that.
Just sayin'...that's how you do it.