October 24, 2016

Kathryn Isabella, Catttorney at CatLaw Esq.

Kitties and Woofies, I have been in private practice for a year now and I may expand to the CB.  Spitty may be my first client.  He is filing suit against his human re: unremitting flashybox shenanigans. He is fed up to his glossy mancatly chest furs!    My fee is negotiable as long as I like it.

My most notable and newsworthy case was the Caper of the Stolen Fuds that occurred here in my own home a few months ago!  MY  fuds, mind!  I was going to sue the miscreant, one James, 13 months old and surely tempted beyond his experience.  So I felt pity for him and decided to defend him and his actions (eating my KIBBLE!) and train him up better.  His mother and my mom were overcome with laughter.  I recorded that on a video which I posted on Utube!  It was the evidence that got him freed from the charges they had filed against him with the CatCourt.

I'll hang my shingle as soon as I can order stately robes for CatCourt days.

Meanwhile, my new Purple Fishy has made the cut of toys I bring into the bedroom at night!  Second in line.  Donkey was third!




32 comments:

NanaDiana said...

I hope Mom will let some 'clients' pay you with raw fish-cuz you know they will try!

Hannah and Lucy said...

We hope your Mom will pay your dues Katie and tidy up your toys for you.

Mr Puddy said...

That's it ! ...By catlaw, James have to pay you for da rest of his life !
Like kibble... Nips...Toys....

Summer said...

I like your toys! Happy Monday ♥

The Whiskeratti said...

Ohh you will have many clients, if you are defending against the Flashy Beast intrusions. This situation is rampant, we are told, throughout the Kitteh Blogosphere.

Tamago said...

I bet many kitties need your service. You'll be a very busy catttorney! I gotta hide this post so that my boys won't sue me :-)
I love how your toys are lining up on the floor! Have a happy new week, Katie san xoxo

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Leo says: Katie! Can I hire you to sue the people who is keepin' my mommy away from me? I know it's got to be against her will, because, well.. who'd leave me on purpose?? Who wouldn't want to stay and cuddle me rather than be somewhere just to fix some stupy legs.. I say if she can't walk, she's more available for snuggles! Think I got a case?? I'll pay in Party Mix and snuggles in the Mancat cave, ok?

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Don't take any cases from Binga! They're all bogus. She is the most litigious cat I've ever met.

Random Felines said...

good luck. mom says the legal field is full of crazy people

Katie Isabella said...

Summer, somehow I am NOT surprised. I may require proof if she comes calling.

Marg said...

Good for you Katie be be a lawyer. Well done. Good luck in your cases.

Brian said...

I hav a feeling business will be brisk prety Katie!

Photo Cache said...

Ha! Finally someone trustworthy to handle our future cases against the hoomans.

Emma and Buster

Tina Fariss Barbour said...

Ooooohhh, nooooo, I hope my kitties don't read this. Not that they would ever need a cattorney, of course. I treat them like royalty. :-) But I bet you are an excellent cattorney.

SailorEdgar said...

Aren't your own glorious furs sufficiently stately robes?

BeadedTail said...

We may need your services to serve notice to our mommy that she can't be traveling anymore! Seriously!

Your toys all in a row made us smile!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

We wish you much success in your expanded practice, Katie. Do you also take abandonment cases with regard to humans who go away too often?

Purrs.
The Chans

da tabbies o trout towne said...

katie....hold de a tern knee fone......fish kneadz ta move up ta spot one N that burd look a like kneads ta go bak in de toy box....just sayin ~~~~~~~~

Flynn said...

I am sure you will do well in your practice of Catttorney at CatLaw.

Colehaus Cats said...

Now there's a profession we all need! We might have some complaints coming your way. We just need to figure out how to scratch up...um, we mean, draw up the necessary paperwork!

Mickey's Musings said...

Good to see you doing well.
WE will certainly call on your services should the need ever arise!
We like that trail of toys :)
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

The Island Cats said...

We're fed up with the flashy box too, Katie. We may need to enlist your services.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Thank you! At last someone to take my case! I would like to sue for destruction of the flashy box, and compensation as follows: 144 jars of Gerbers (to be divided with my cattorney), 52 consecutive weekends of snuggles (sorry, all for me) and 4 boxes of nip (shared). How does that sound?

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Phoebe here, I want to sue my Mom. She used my photo in a photo editor and turned me into a witch with a cauldron- I will drop charges for 2 containers of treats.

Louis the Blogging Dog said...

Katie Isabella, do you have a business card? I never know when I will need a cattorney.
Your Furend
Louis Dog Armstrong

www.shelter-cats.com said...

Katie, there's never a dull moment whether it's practicing law or herding toys or making your Mommy beautiful.
xxoo
Your admirers, Maggie, Mickey Mouser, and Rufus the Red

Anonymous said...

We think you're the purrrfect cattorney for Spitty....and that lineup of toys looks like the jury coming back with a verdict! Can't wait to see you in your courtly robes!

Hugs, Sammy

Anonymous said...

I think you are an excellent lawyer, KI. You are smart and fair and even-tempered. I hope you get paid with kitty toys - lots and lots of them.

Love and licks,
Cupcake

Mariodacat said...

M had heard about this on Facebook, and would you believe she forbid me to get online this morning???? I think I need an attorney here quick before she imposes anymore rules. Gotta run before she catches me!

Kitties Blue said...

Katie, you never know when one of us might need your services...hope you'll be available and are not planning on going on retainer to represent only Spitty. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

meowmeowmans said...

We bet you'll have clients lining up around the block, Katie. We will call when we need you! Hugs and love to you and Mommy!

Jans Funny Farm said...

We think you'll have a very brisk business, Katie.