October 23, 2012

Tuxie Toosday

Kitties, I treat mom so well I deserve a medal from her.  Aside from always clawing the scrumptious carpet, I am a furred pest model of feline purrfection.

I mean each morning at first light she has an elebenty hundred head bumps from me to wake her up.  These are combined with my purry Katie face and tickly whiskers in her ears and eyes to make sure she's in there and not some scary stranger.  Then she gets skewered with claws tenderized with  many trips across her defenseless recumbent form lying in the bed and more headbumps and some kneading to put the final touches on the biscuits.  Then, when she finally sits up she gets MORE headbumps on anything I can bump, served up with loud purrs and as an added attraction, she gets to hold me and (gently) squeeze me and make stoopid kissies all over my back and head. Now that's the down side kitties--those kissies.  I always have to wash up later to get rid of the mom DNA polluting my furs.

Mom wasn't here much yesterday to help me so I had to sit here examining my toesies- waiting patiently while she traipsed around and and saw other humans.  She takes leave of her senses like that too many times.  I'll bet the Admiral had to put up with that and more!

Coming to see you Kitties..watch for me.

(Me!  Waiting and looking for Mom!!!)

42 comments:

Mariodacat said...

Hi precious Katie. I Love you wake-uptactic - you are such a gentle kitty and even wake up your mom with gentleness. Therefore, she is a very lucky mnom to have you. Having said that, I think you need to get tougher with her on this business of running around everywhere. Put your paw firmly down Katie. (P.S. Let me know if it works for you because I need to retrain M too.)

Katie and Glogirly said...

Yes, Katie....we agree. You're going to need to show some tough love if the mom insists on leaving to visit more silly humans everyday. You have needs.
; ) Katie

Simba said...

The descriptions of your affectionateness always make OUR Mommy smile.

Lucy the Cat said...

Katie, wow, you have some great wake-up maneuvers! I have been way too easy on Mama lately. I have to say your mom has some nerve being gone. Mine does that too. You look so cute looking out the window. :)

Hannah and Lucy said...

Don't you ever just whisper in your Mom's ear that it's time for brekkie?
You must be the most patient ladycat in the world.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

SailorEdgar said...

Such an elaborate wake-up routine...a veritable feline ceremony! :-) Don't forget, Katie, that your Mom must leave the house to make money to buy your food! :-)

Keisha said...

Ur Mom should be grateful for persunal service. :)

William said...

Why are mom kissies so sloppy, I wonder? You'd think there would be a drier response to your lovely wake up!

JC said...

You must be related to my Ashton. He sleeps on my bed. On me. Does his toes. Talks to me. Brings me toy mice. All in the wee hours of the day. He's napping now, of course.

By the way, you are the cutest kitty ever. Well, except for my five. lol

Purr on Katie,

xo,

JC and The Purr and Fur Gang

Terri said...

Jenna makes sure I get up around the same time every morning. She likes to lick, which I'm not so thrilled about. She loves her smoochies, though!

Brian said...

Helo pretty Katie! Oh that wating seems like forever sometimes.

Laila and Minchie said...

You got the right moves for waking up your mom, Katie!

Madi and Mom said...

I'm with you Katie there is nothing of importance outside the house. I will never understand why they leave us
Hugs Madi your BFFF

Beth said...

You look very fetching sitting there waiting for mom Miss Katie. xx

Random Felines said...

geez - that kind of wonderful behavior at LEAST calls for extra treats.....

Mr. Black said...

Wow! You are a heck of an alarm clock. No snooze button.

Marg said...

OH Katie, good job giving the Mom that great wake up call. Maggie circles our Mom's head and gets her started waking up. Then the rest of us run up and down the bed but you sound like you have it all figured out.
Also your Mom is soooooooo Norty to go out and leave you there by yourself. We will be right over to help you punish that Mom.
Hope all of you have a most wonderful day.

meowmeowmans said...

Katie, we love your description of how you wake up your mommy. How lucky she is!

We agree, waiting sure is hard!

Nellie said...

Your mom has a busy schedule, Miss Katie, but she always comes back to you! Have a sweet day! xo

BeadedTail said...

You wait until first light? Oops, we wake up our mommy several hours too early! We bet your mom wouldn't trade you waking her up for anything!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Poor darling Katie! You work so hard to wake your human up! How can she not appreciate what a great kitty you are! Extra treats woman! She's working herself to the bone for you! ;)

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Katie, you take VERY good care of your human! I will be honest with you - I tend to kick back and let Binga do most of the work with mine that you are doing with yours!

LP said...

It does sound as though you have to put up with an awful lot Katie! Maybe scruff up the carpet a tad more with your noce sharp claws while she is away of course. A subtle reminder to show her who exactly is boss. In case she is forgetting...

the critters in the cottage xo

da tabbies o trout towne said...

whoa...thatz for sure...uz boys spesh a lee canna stand kizzes....we R like look ladeee.....foodz furst....kisses...uh...like bout 753rd !!!!

CATachresis said...

Katie I think you overdo the lubbin and cuddlin and stuff! Bleahhhh! It's so …. so …… girly!!!

Love Austin >^,.^<

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Miss Katie, you sound very much like our Genji, except he does all those things to #1 when she is awake and sitting at her desk. Amazingly, we are all really good to her when she is in bed (other than draping ourselves around the bed in such a way that she ends up looking like a contortionist...).

Purrs,
The Chans

The Island Cats said...

Katie, your mom is SO lucky to have you. She should be counting her blessings while she gives you that medal.

ABBY said...

Katie you are so precious.

purrs
>^,,^<
✿•*¨`*•. ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥✿•*¨`*•.

Prancer Pie said...

If our Mom reads this she'll be expecting this kind of treatment, too! You are very good to your Mom, Katie.

Cathy Keisha said...

Your Mom tramping around again. *shakes head* She gets more than she deserves in the morning. Mine just gets a bite.

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

Katie, seriouslies. You prolly has grounds to sue for Criminal Neglect of sumpin'. We's just saying. Peeps need to tend to our needs FAITHFULLY!

Eric and Flynn said...

Thanks for checking in on us. The Beans are back and so are we, (well we would be back if it wasn't for the introoder.)I like to headbutt my mum awake too. She says I do it so hard that one day my nose will go flat.
Flynn

Mary said...

Oh Katie, i know you miss your Mom when she's out doing human stuff! But she always comes home to you and your wonderful head butts! :) My four kitties wake me up in the morning like that too, and i love it. Head butts galore and loud motors purring. Love love love all you kitty cats!

TK and Squashies said...

Katie, you are such a good and pashunt kitty. Your mommy should gives you treats efurry secont of the day! If you wants, me can comes hep get the DNA offa your beautiful furs.
Your furend, TK

GreatGranny said...

Sweet Katie, you're such a loving kitty. Sometimes before sleepy time, I give Mom extra attention which she really appreciates. I just do the blinds thing and sometimes walking around her head to get her up.
We love you girl and Mommy.
xoxo Kassey

Laoch of Chicago said...

The late, great Julian the cat, used to wake me up each morning by delicately putting her paw on my forehead.

Oui Oui said...

Katie, that is some tough love! The beans mean well, but you still have to take a bath after they slobber kisses on you.

Sherlock, Ash and Traveler said...

Katie we know how baths can be but as girls, we must keep our selves pawsitivley pampered! Tell your mom to give you extra treaties!! Lots of love from us xxoo

Sweet Purrfections said...

You are doing a great job Katie! Our mom usually wakes us up in the morning, not the reverse.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Katie, You are like a doting mother spoiling her only kitten! Only it's your Human that gets spoiled. Honestly, it's a wonder my Human has not driven two-thirds of the way across the country to KIDNAP you and leave ME there in your place, for your poor Human to try and smoochify! OMC--I luff to imagine that!! I am the King of Squirminess, The Sultan of Evasion, the Emir of Aloofitude!

But on the positive side, I LOVE to eat!! So if the noms are good and plentiful, I **might** allow some pettings. Meanwhile, my Human would not complain even if there were a MILLION head bumps and a squillion biscuits!

Nicola Carpenter said...

Katie, your mom is very lucky to have you to do all those things for her.

The Paw Relations

Selina said...

Well, now, the hoomans have to have some time "off" you know ... that makes them MUCH more appreciative of us when they return! (At least, that's been MY experience! Not that MomKatt ISN'T appreciative of me enough already but ... ) And I get it about the smoochies ... I WIGGLE when those start happening! Then she just laughs & says I'm so cute (which I am).

PURRS!
Selina