April 25, 2012

"A" I'm Adorable "N" I'm so Naughty

Kitties, Woofies, Beans, I have found the secret to the Universe.  Be Adorable.  On Sunday I was extraordinarily busy.  I had painted mountains to climb and I endeavored to do that all day and into the evening.  Then, I had carpet to try to scratch till Mom hollered at me.  Then, I had lots of playing to do and demand.  (that part was OK with her).  Let's see..what else?  Oh, and I had naps to take...those on her were warm and comforting.  I always get SO petted and talked to.  I stretch out full length on her lap, throw my arms over my head waaaay long and my back legs stretched waaaay long on the other end with my tempting soft as silk tummy furs there with tummy rubs not only welcome but encouraged.  When I have a nap in another room, I come out and always trot into where I think she is making tiny mews what she says is my little baby voice all the way into the room. She's toast, kitties, just toast,  When I do that and see her..head straight over and give hard head bonks and jump up..it's all over but the meowing.  She's so easy.
She'll be annoyed at me for inappropriate scratching (despite all she has put out for me to scratch on and at) and while loudly discouraging me, she takes a look at my sweet face with that wee perfect half a mustache..toast, kitties.  Toast, pure and simple.  She never had a chance.

39 comments:

Fuzzy Tales said...

Heh heh, well done, Katie. You have your mom totally under your paw, as it should be.

Our mom gets ticked off at Nicki for some of his stunts...then he does the paws up on her + headbutt + purr madly thing and she, too, is toast. LOL.

Nerissa said...

How could anyone on earth ever resist that face of yours? Of course your mom is toast when she sees it!

PS. Thanks for sharing the secrets of the universe with us.

Kat's Kats said...

Star grooms Katie's beautiful furs, "Ah my sweet I am so glad you have found the Secret of the Universe. Has your mother put catnip on your scratchy toys? If she has, make her put Valerian on them. Trust me, it smells woooonderful!!" and he continues grooming her.

JC said...

Tell your Mom that Meredith Ann is a Purrfect kitty but likes to scratch on my kitchen cabinets. I have put up aluminum foil. She doesn't like that at all.

Soon my kitchen will be full of it but I will win.

The box just outside the kitchen is where she can do that. I even take her there.

Course Meredith Ann really does whatever she wants. I too take one look and I'm .. oh Meredith Ann ..

Toast though .. is there some jam with that.

The Meezers or Billy said...

we wish our the mom were so well trained.

Brian said...

Sweet Katie, you are Adorable AND Normal!!!

Cathy Keisha said...

I wish TW was that easy. I almost had her this a.m. when she woke up and my head and body were only a few inches away from her instead of on the other side of the bed. That's just between you and me, OK?

Cat said...

Yes Katie we are all toast in the presence of our lovely kitties!!!

Simba said...

That sure does sound sweet the way you stretch out for petting. Try to do better about scratching the carpet, though. Moms do the that a lot. It has something to do with how many green papers they had to spend to get it. WhatEVah!

Tucker The Crestie said...

Adorableness is certainly a useful quality, we've found, and you've got it in spades, Miss Katie!

Mariodacat said...

ha ha - Katie = I gotta hand it toy you. It only took you 3 1/2 months to fully train your human so you must be extra cute in person and extra smart too, I've been working on M for 3 years now -= she's hopeless.

Ginger Jasper said...

You have got your mum just where you want her right under your paw.. I have a sneeky feeling that your mum loves that.. Hugs GJ xx

meowmeowmans said...

Bravo, Katie! It's true, humans (especially mommies and daddies) simply cannot resist kitteh adorableness! And you, sweet girl, have got that in droves! :)

Hugs!

Kjelle Bus said...

BRAVO , Katie !
Me too know´s how to put my myself around mom´s littlefinger ;-)

Carolyn said...

You are a caution Katie and no mistake :)

LP said...

It sounds as though the hooman training is going very well Katie. Luckily your hooman seems to "take direction" , well. Some hoomans can be a bit stubborn... Keep up the great work!

the critters in The Cottage xo

CCL Wendy said...

It's so nice of you to share that secret with us all, Katie Isabella!
It seems that beans will excuse just about anything if the trangressor is sufficiently adorable.

Girl, if that's the case, you've really got it made for life!!!

Eric and Flynn said...

Sounds like you have done an excellent job of training your mum Katie.

Keisha said...

Awwwww, u can has adorableness!! :)

~E said...

I think my cats have been talking to you hehe. They have me as their servant xoxo

ABBY said...

You got it Katie!!!
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Prancer Pie said...

We are all under your spell, Katie Isabella! You could nefur be too norty!

BeadedTail said...

Your mom doesn't have a chance with your adorable ways Katie! We love your fuzzy feets!

Daisy said...

Katie, you are the sweet butter on your mom's toast!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

I think Binga uses this tactic... although it does not work on me, as - unlike the humans - I never find her adorable.

Beth said...

Yep, mom is a pushover for you Miss Katie. Keep up the good work.
xx

Layla ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

Well done Katie. Us four mancats approve!

Sweet Purrfections said...

Moms are such wimps, aren't they?

Truffle and Brulee

The Island Cats said...

Katie, we love how you have your mom wrapped around your paw.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Don't you feel, well, a little *guilty* that it's all so easy? Wouldn't it be better if she were a bit more of a challenge? Oh yeah, right, c'mon--who'm I kidding? You're a CAT.

XOXOXO

Oui Oui said...

No, Katie! How COULD she yell at you for anything? Give her the teeniest meow and melt her heart!

Michiko Johnson said...

Your mum is very happy with pick of the most interesting.
I must doing this day from 1st of March.

I start with my pick of the most interesting.
It more ope of the report from everyday.
9-30 Cooking Theresa 10.00 speech therapy 12-00 make lunch with Theresa +plan weekend,7pm noon Medication walk to speech after hat I come home.
Love you Sis, Katie, Miyuki and Victoria.
Michiko

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

sounds like you got your mommy wrapped around your adorable little paw!

Shane Kent Louis said...

Oh Katie, you really got your Mom. That's really naughty. :D


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The Furries of Whisppy said...

You've perfected Adorable and Naughty, Katie. Love your toe tufts!

Just as Baby Merlene finally remembered me and we played, it was time for her to go home. :(

Gracie =^o.o^= said...

No one could resist your charms my dear one. Isn't it easy to take over and make the humans think they picked us when in fact we were the ones picking? Love your photo!!!

The Cat From Hell said...

Katie - Yous leaning how to be the PURRFECT Cat From Hell!
::SMOOCHIES::
Nellie

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

MOL! You gotz Mommy figured out, all right! HIGHPAW!

SailorEdgar said...

Gracie is very good at being adorable and also likes tummy rubs, but you are probably even better, sweet Katie!