January 3, 2021

I Wuz Robbed!

 Kitties!  It was terrible!  It was unfair, and it was a crime against felinity. What you say?  Well, a picture is worth a thousand words! So here is the picture!   And I ask you to think how HARD it was for me to make this drawing so she would know what a terrible thing she did!  Try as we may, we cats and our servants can't always make either of our wishes known.  You know?  But I went the extra mile! 

(I held the pen between my front two toesies(. 

Here is my work- that was truly and really waiting for her on the floor on my soft blankie where I lay under the hot air blowy thingy when she got up the next morning after attaching an air deflector to MY hot air blowy thingy.  MY hot air blowy thingy, not HER hot air blowy thingy.  (well, other favorite brother was here...I will admit.  He may have assisted.  Not confirming anything and he calls me a POT ROAST!). 


 I laid there every single day to stay warm or cool when it becomes the cold air blowy thingy.  SHE RUINED IT!  Now, the air does NOT blow right onto me the way it did.  I lay in the same place all for NOTHING, Kitties.  NO hot breeze blows over me.  Not a molecule of hot air.  

I am taking applications for offers of a new home.  Apparently I am no longer welcome here.  Must have hot air blowy thingy, for consideration. 





27 comments:

CATachresis said...

What are they like, these humans? Not a clue! If I were you, I’d leave a stinky deposit right where she will stand in her bare feets! Hehe!! Love, your beau, Austin ❤️❤️

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Leo says: Horrors!!!! This is not good! My Dear Katie must have everything her little heart desires!! Ok sweetheart, you get in your zoomytransportthingie and hop over here, up on my Celestial Skyway there is a hot blowy thing that you can lay in front of and keep all your furs warm! And I can sit up there with you and snuggle and help keep the home fires going! So put away all other applications and accept mine, pwease!! Purrrrrrrrr

Eastside Cats said...

Katie, learn how to unhook that contraption! That'll teach her!

Katie Isabella said...

She put it on with those picture hanging Velcro strips! I’m doomed.

Marvelous Marv said...

Dearest Katie, Rev up your tunnel and come on through! We have several hot air blower thingies all over the house! I would LOVE to take you out to explore the snow caves through the backyard too! Bring your boots, it is a tad icy today...
Yours forever Kozmo

Brian's Home Blog said...

Dang sweet Katie, you'd best order you a heated bed!!!

Lynn and Precious said...

Sounds like a serious problem, Katie. If we cats had thumbs
we could undo the mischief our humans make. Winter is here,
you need heat! And what kind of human calls a beautiful
girl kitty Pot Roast.

Mariette VandenMunckhof-Vedder said...

Dearest Katie Isabella,
Wow, that sounds like a very mean thing done to you...
We have no hot air directly coming onto any kitty or human as we got 9' ceilings with air deflectors from above for excellent spread.
Hoping you get this solved really quick!
Hugs,
Mariette

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Whatever was she thinking of, deflecting your luxurious hot air!

Kea said...

Uh oh, such a cruel thing to do to you, Katie. Sadly, the biped did the same thing to me, Derry, with most of our vents. It's terrible. Maybe we both need legal representation?

Saku said...

Oh dear Katie, that sounds purrfectly horrible. Purrhaps it's time to shred something of hers?

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

You poor baby!!! You're welcome here anytime!

pilch92 said...

Darn! I have a/c vents on the floor, but the heat thing is on the wall. I still want to apply- we have heating pads and heated blankies. :) XO

The Whiskeratti said...

Oh no, is this any way for a Queen to be treated? And.... and ...Pot Roast? An OUTRAGE!

meowmeowmans said...

Oh, that is just wrong, Katie! What a oitten thing to do!

Mickey's Musings said...

Oh noes!!!! That's awful!!!!
You need to come here. We have vents in the floor that can blow warm air into our furs!
Purrs, Julie

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

What?! That is SO not fair!

Tamago said...

Oh no, that’s terrible, Katie san! But it must be some kind of mistake. Humans need your help to correct it!

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

My advice is to figure out how to break that wretched thing.

Pam and Teddy said...

I can't understand why you are being denied WARMTH in your own home! Why, it's an outrage! May I suggest a series of well-placed "protest wet hairballs" ???????

Hugs, Teddy

Timmy Tomcat said...

We kitties need to stay WARM and COMFY at all costs! What could she have been thinking? Goodness Catness you need to Demand Hot Air and that it be Directed Correctly! A nice heated bed would be nice too

Leah said...

Dang, Katie, you need your warm air! Our kitties understand!

My Mind's Eye said...

Katie Isabella you have been doubled teamed up on by Mom and favorite brudder.
Revenge is sweet or so the say goes
Hugs Cecilia

Jo-Anne's Ramblings Aussie Jo said...

Oh what a teribjlelthing to do..........

catladymac said...

Yes indeed Karie you may have to move - no9tto another home but - er-hrmm a few feet to be in the spot the hot-air-blower-thingy blows on now.

John Bellen said...

Where the heck was the hot air going afterward? Onto humans? They don't need it. All you have is fur and a warm blanket and soft cushions and a cosy home. This hardly seems fair, Katie.

Cupcake said...

Taking away warm coziness seems wrong. Being like a pot roast seems right. Your mama should at least give you some extra blankets....

Love and licks,
Cupcake