May 5, 2019

How Do I Annoy You? (at 6 am) Let Me Count the Ways Selfie

I annoy you with walking on you, as far back and forth as my feets carry me.

I annoy you by making biscuits on the pillow next to your ear and then, on you.  My claws pulling and popping the fabric loudly.

I annoy you by checking your eyes and ears every minute to see if anyone is in there.

I annoy you (and this one you actually love) by putting my nose and mouth and whiskers at your ear and cheek...all soft and warm.  And purring.

I annoy you by walking with purpose and power, up and down your relaxed belly/body.  Special emphasis on the chesticles.

I annoy you by literally jumping onto your belly...on purpose. Hard.

I annoy you by striding quickly up and down your bedside next to you.

I annoy you (and charm you) with little tiny, low, raspy wee little meows next to your face.

I annoy you by licking your pajamas, and your face. And your arms and your hands.

What would you do without me?

Me.  Miffed at the complaints.  I wanted breakfast! 








36 comments:

meowmeowmans said...

Annoy? Nah. You're just showing Mom your love for her, right, Katie?

edie said...

My cat Jake must have taken lessons you. ;)

Brian's Home Blog said...

Sounds like total love to me too sweet Katie!

Catscue Cat Mom said...

MOL! I get licked on the chin, which is soothing to a cat, but almost painful for a sleeping human. Sounds like you earned that breakfast beautiful.

neora chana said...

You is brave! I have only walked on my mamma once. Deedlebug

Mariette VandenMunckhof-Vedder said...

Dearest Katie Isabella,
Oh sure, that is the live alarm clock version in FUR! It is the Kitty-Breakfast-Wakeup-Routine!
We had a power outage last night and due to the alarm clocks being way off, the kitties managed to have their breakfast way early this morning after they did their thing!
Haha...
Hugs,
Mariette

pilch92 said...

You are such a sweet and caring girl. Your mom is lucky to have you. Joanie licks me a lot. I always tell her to stop tasting me :) XO

Timmy Tomcat said...

Katie we like the gang meow at our house. We bellow loud and long. You look so very impatient, yet cute as anything, in your photo. Purrs sweetie

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

You know that really your mommy loves all those things about you.

Mickey's Musings said...

You love your mum so much you want her up with you all the time :)
MOL!
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

Anonymous said...

You do more than even me (Ayla). Iffen TBT is on his tummy, I curl up on his legs. Iffen he lays on his side, I sit on his hip and push down with my front paws. Iza taps his eyelids ta see iffen he is awake. An sure enough, when she does that, he IS!

Photo Cache said...

Katie what a poet you are.

We actually do the same things to the humans, especially the tiny daggers in her thighs.

Happy Cinco de Meow!

Emma and Buster

Dash Kitten Crew said...

How did you know MOL!! Just like us every time * giggle *

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Chesticles, MOL!!! Oh, this is SO Mudpie!

The Island Cats said...

Y’know, Katie. If you didn’t do all those things your mom would be disappointed.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Your human would be LOST without you, Katie! Clearly.

Erin the Cat Princess said...

MOL, all perfectly reasonable courses of action and feline support in pursuit of meals, usually breakfast. And quite endearing too. ;)
Purrs for a lovely selfie weekend
ERin

CATachresis said...

Miss Katie, you are far too kind to her! ❤️

Pam and Teddy said...

Oh Katie I don't think those are ANNOYING things for your Mom - I think those are just SOME of the many and probably countless things you do to show you love her! We all have our own special ways of doing that....trust me - she loves every one of those things on your list!

Hugs, Teddy

Just Mags said...

Sweet Katie we think those actions have all been misinterpreted for we know they are all acts of your true love for your sweet Mama. Hugs and nose kisses

Tamago said...

Awww those are such sweet things to do for your mom, Katie san! No way you annoy her...I know everything you do is appreciated, so keep up your great work! Seriously, what would she do without you? :-)

Athena Cat Goddess Wise Kitty said...

Mum says that's so sweet and she wouldn't be annoyed if I did more of that :)

da tabbies o trout towne said...

katie....yur mom doez knot troo lee noe... a noyed.. doez her; we say 984 pawz UP on a job well done ☺☺☺♥♥♥

Jo-Anne's Ramblings Aussie Jo said...

Oh Katie how annoying you are at times, good thing you are loved

Eastside Cats said...

Katie, you cannot let your hoomin get soft! Keep it up, girlfriend!

catladymac said...

Suckling on an earlobe (with slobber) while making biscuits, claws lightly extended, into the side of her neck should be the weekend special !

BeadedTail said...

The most annoying thing is that YOU have to wait for breakfast!

Laila and Angel Minchie said...

Annoying, yes, but we just know your mom loves it all!

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

Sounds like perfection to us, Katie Isabella! Your Mom should feel lucky!

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

Sounds like perfection to us, Katie Isabella! Your Mom should feel lucky!

Kitties Blue said...

Katie, we love seeing you and seeing you on the hop. Thanks for so many good ideas on how to get our humans' attention. Of course, some of these we too expertly employ. Misty May, however, would like to recommend her go to...throwing her entire body across Mom's face. Have an excellent week. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

My Mind's Eye said...

MOL MOL MOL Katie Isabella...you are woman and I hear you roar..and I hear mom giggling from the inside.
You are 200% Female Feline and make all who know you proud!!
Hugs Cecilia

John Bellen said...

That's a lot of annoyance, Katie. You are clearly on the ball!

SailorEdgar said...

Goodness, it sounds like you are a busy kitty, Katie!

Anonymous said...

Hee! Hee! I love reaing about what you do...it gives me some great ideas about what I can do in the middle of the night!
Purrs
Marv

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

I think you love her bunches, Katie and when you're hungry...well...you must eat😸Pawkisses for a Happy Thursday🐾😚😻