January 3, 2019

Am Not!

I am not either on the counter.  Who said I was on the counter?  NO one would believe such a fib about me.  I resemble that .  Stop pointing to me and saying "get down".  Do I look like I'm on the counter?  Am not either!  Besides my bib is rumpled.  I don't want my picture taken.  Where's my comb?



26 comments:

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

What is this thing with humans and counters? It's insane!

Laila and Angel Minchie said...

It just cracks me up how paranoid these Mom's are about us being on the counters. You just stay put, Miss Katie!

Laila

The Whiskeratti said...

We totally feel your outrage, Miss Katie!

Mickey's Musings said...

We think it's some kind of law...Murphy's Law that says "any flat surface soon piles up".
You are merely following the law! Your mum has no case!
Besides, you look good there ;)
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

SailorEdgar said...

But ya are, Blanche, ummm, Katie, ya are on the counter! :-)

Mariette VandenMunckhof-Vedder said...

Dearest Katie Isabella,
She clearly is NOT agreeing with those kitchen Paparazzi... Oh Lord, her bib is really not 'yet' combed to perfection for another glamor shot.
We all know that those little white kitty lies, mean nothing! It is totally feline approved and we ought to understand.
Guess our Bandido will be hunting again frogs as he's not inside... he will wake us (me) up when I'm sound asleep.
But let them feel like they're hunting in their own kingdom; it's their right.
Hugs,
Mariette

Lone Star Cats said...

MOL, we are ALWAYS getting on da counter. Da humans just had to get over it YEARS ago.

Eastside Cats said...

Humans have such a skewed outlook in reality!

The J-Cats said...

WE are always on the counter. How could We get up to the top of the KITchen cupboards without crossing the counter?! We have a long-standing, legally recognised right of way, established by virtue of many years of usage and purr-actice! If you need a cattorney to repurresent you in any claim purr-taining to your legal rights in this matter, Miss Katie, We would be happy to do so, PRO BONO.
Our furrm specialises in this type of litigation.
Trixie, Caspurr and Shimshi, Cattorneys-at-Law

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Eric and Flynn would lie on the laptop case which was on the counter, then tell me they weren't there. Of course I couldn't really argue with that.
The tousled look suits you.

Pam and Teddy said...

Well Katie, your Mom has photographic evidence that you have been counter-surfing....BUTTT that does not excuse the fact she snapped an unauthorized by you photo without at least combing your bib first! However I hasten to say that no matter whether you are combed or uncombed you look fabulous.

Hugs, Teddy

Brian said...

That is the purrfect counter argument sweet Katie!

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

I don't see a counter. I just see a beautiful kitty. XO

Sasha + Saku said...

MOL! Katie, we think thou dost protest too much. Besides doesn't the mom bean understand that efurrything belongs to you.

My Mind's Eye said...

Katie
Your Mom might be in need of some new spectacles.All I see is a very proper lady posing like the queen she is.
Hugs Cecilia

Kea said...

We don't see you on the counter, Katie. We do see a lovely ladycat with spectacular whiskers, however!

www.shelter-cats.com said...

Nope, we don't see any counter...
Our Rufus has a permanent bed on the counter. It's a great spot to keep an eye on the humans and their foods.
xxoo to dear Katie and Mom from Maggie, Mickey Mouser, and Rufus the Red

da tabbies o trout towne said...

katie; I daresay the non existent counter is doing nothing but attempting to get
you in trouble and I have just the fix for this situation...run way...19:00 bring
an extra handbag.....hugs from dai$y ♥♥♥☺☺

Jo-Anne's Ramblings said...

Who should sit on a counter if not you

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

You're CLEARLY NOT on the counter. Your Mom just wants to slander your good name!

BeadedTail said...

If you say you're not on the counter, we believe you! Any other belief would be fake news! MOL!

William’s Kith & Kin said...

MOL! Izzy needs to try your defense when he gets on the Forbidden Table with our mom only feet away.

Tamago said...

Hahaha, Goro relaxes on the counter like you as if it’s the most natural thing to do :-)
Rumpled or combed, your bib is looking adorable, Katie san!

imbrite2 said...

Of course you're not on the counter, KI. That would be naughty and we all know you are NOT naughty. Yesterday, I was also NOT on the bed after it was made.

Love and licks,
Cupcake

John Bellen said...

Geez, that's like my Parker. He would never get on kitchen counters, either - yet I find him there from time to time...

meowmeowmans said...

Counter? What is this counter thing of which your mom speaks, Katie? MOL!