May 5, 2016

I Don' Like da Sound ob Dis

I have a bad feeling Mom is headed away from me.  No more heated Mom to soak up heat from in the night.  I will shiver, freeze and turn to ice.  I will starve and be lonely and just moulder at the threshold waiting helplessly for her return.  Yup.  And we are having a par-TAY Kitties and Cupcake!




Come one and come all. House Trashin'.  While she's gone I am preparing the feast.  I already have the ones that won't spoil arranged on trays and laid in the back room closet.  I have made sure the treadmills are re-stocked for our fun and exercise.  Got several 12 packs of "Scots" laid by.  (she doesn't buy premium, like Charmin...sheesh!)  I got her to buy extra for me because I dragged the ones she already bought into my back closet.  She kept thinking we were out, so she bought more!  Kitties, get ready to rock and roll at our treadmills.  Bring an empty stomach because I have hams, beefs, livers, chick-hen and real live dead shrimpies.  All hidden till 0845 in the morning.


Get yours at the opened doors on your way in.  Meow. 




Bottoms UP!

Got Claws?  Let's pop 'em!

and more....


Come early, stay late.  Hork if you have to.  We have lots of spray she can use to clean up with and oh!  she laid in extra litter...no kidding.  She found a deal on it.  If we run outta litterboxes due to crowds, we'll pour it on the floor and let the P fly where it may.  After all, SHE'S having a good time...we will too.

There's room on the two beds in the house.  One has a fluffy quilt and my Peggy blankie.  The other has a fleece blankie to cover the bed AND...AND...two knitted kitty blankies to lie on right on top of the already soft beddy.  AND I have beddies for us all, and the furniture is yours to claw.  I'ma poet didja notice?. My feets don't show it.

When the mom's away the kitties will play and Cupcake too.  Love that girl.  She's got it going on just as we kitties do.



38 comments:

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

DO you have room for all 13 of us? We will be there.

Mr Puddy said...

No way anyone will miss this pawty =^x^=

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Add four more...no make that five Ginger wants to come with us too.

Photo Cache said...

Put 2 more in the guest list because we are on our way.

Emma and Buster

Tamago said...

Yay for the party time! We are excited with real live dead shrimpies. Sounds so yummy! And we are gonna hork a lot so that your mom can use the spray :-)

Random Felines said...

we will be there

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

The BEST parties happen when the humans are away. ;-)

rainbow said...

Coming right over - party, party party ...!
Purrs ... Rainbow

da tabbies o trout towne said...

katie, we haz set sail, picked up 47 oh yur huzbandz & all oh uz shuld be on yur door step....rite a bout......NOW ~~~

we gotta cargo load oh surf & turf two....sew fire up de spare grill ♥♥♥

Terri said...

Sounds like an pawsome event! Jenna is on her way :)

Anonymous said...

Aaaaaw Sweet Katie, me's headin' your way. This is just what me needed. See ya soon.

Luv ya'

Dezi

Annie Bear said...

This is going to be an epic party! I will bring grass so we can all hork!

Mickey's Musings said...

WooHoo!
Count us in!!!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

While the humans are away, the cat will... party, right?

Nellie Kowalik said...

Grrl Furrend...mes so over there!!!
Purrhaps wes could has a Batchlorette Pawty before your Mommy gets back too!
Can mes stay the weekend?
Kisses
Nellie

Mariodacat said...

Woohoo - pawty time! runs around room, grabs food and spills some on floor, whoops - accidentally spilled my drink. Oh well, I'll get another - no problem. Katie's mom likes to clean anyway. This is a great pawty Katie. Woohoo!

The Island Cats said...

Oh yeah! We love a good house trashin'! Ernie says he will unroll all the toilet paper and paper towels.

Anonymous said...

Oh Katie you can count me in on this pawty of yours! Sounds like it will be a real slam-dunk! Your Mom will NEVER leave you again after we finish with your house that's for sure....look out cuz here I come!

Hugs, Sammy

Anonymous said...

Yay! I love a party! (But I am afraid of balloons, so I will avoid that area.) I'm most interested in the real live dead shrimpies and cuddling in the bed. That's my kind of party! Whoo-hoo!

Love and licks,
Cupcake

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

You're being abandoned? Shocking! But still, a house trashing party sounds great!

Leo says: I'm coming! If I'm early, I'll just hide under the bed until your mom leaves! I'm bringing my sisters with me, but that doesn't mean I have to hang out with them! I hope I get some time to snuggle with you on one of the beddies? Purrrs! Be right there!

Marg said...

Looks like fun Katie.

Hannah and Lucy said...

Count us in too and when we've ate our fill we'll take a nap and then start all over again.

La Cabeza Grande said...

We'll be there fur sure! Even Phineas, though he's a big boy so fitting through the tunnel is a bit of a challenge for him. He does like his foodies and likes to play chase and tumble. We'll make sure to bring a jar of the best nip in town!

Anonymous said...

Wow! What a bash! Poor Mom...having to clean all of that up. And here at Mother's Day. Would you really do that, Katie? We couldn't do that to Ma; nope, not even Stella or Kenzie.

Anonymous said...

Wow! What a bash! Poor Mom...having to clean all of that up. And here at Mother's Day. Would you really do that, Katie? We couldn't do that to Ma; nope, not even Stella or Kenzie.

SailorEdgar said...

Oh Katie...in addition to your regular Queenship, it seems you are a bit of a Drama Queen. :-)

Mariodacat said...

Sneaks back into Katies house via the magic tunnel bringing lots of bacon beer to share with everyone. Help yourself pals - I brought some shrimp too and tuna for the Rumbles if he shows up! Woohoo - runs around living room twirling Katiebella on her tip toes dancing. This is fun Katie. I'll be back Sunday to help you clean up a little anyway. Your mom needs to know you were having fun while she was away. If she can have fun, you can have fun too.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We are ON OUR WAY!

Brian said...

Oops, I'm almost late but headed your way too pretty Katie!

Savannah's Paw Tracks said...

Woo hoo! Katie I am prepping my Fast a leopard Transport Tunnel now. Be there in a jiff

Pooh and her Pooch said...

Sounds like a perfect plan sweet Katie. Hugs and nose kisses

meowmeowmans said...

We're sorry Mommy had to go over the Mountain, Katie. We are on our way NOW! :)

The J-Cats said...

Oh, We hope We haven't missed it, Katie! We are on Our Way!
We'll bring some extra nip too - just in case you run out (mol).

Marty the Manx said...

Party on!!!!!! Hope we aren't too late, or at least we are here for the cuddles!
Luvs
Marty and the Gang.
PeeEss
Tell your Mama Happy Mom's Day for us!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

OMC--and I *almost* missed the fun--let's spread some of the litter around, shall we? I've been a good boy all my life--it's time to live a little! I'm peein' on that litter-covered floor, kitties, partyin' like it's 2099! And the Scotts! I've never been much of a TP-unrolling fan before, but somehow it's more tempting in a crowd--woo hoo!

That'll teach Mommy to take off on Mother's Day! Phfft--now where's that chick-hen??? XOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Simba said...

I hope I am not too late to join the parTAY Katie. I LOVE the sound of all the extra litter and TP. Laffing lots. On my way now!

Michiko Johnson said...

Hi Katie!
No More Heated Mom to soak up heat from in the night.For our fun and got several 12 packs of scoots buy extra for me.
The floor and let the P fly where it may after all she's having a good time...we will too. One has a fluffy quilt and my peggy blankie the other had flcece blankle to cover the bed. I'ma post didja notice? I had too much in my though of you!
xxooxx
Sis Katie,Miyuki,and Victoria,
Michiko

Mariette VandenMunckhof-Vedder said...

Dearest Katie-Isabella,
Oh my, if our Speckie only knew how to drive, she would be over for sure as she LOVES to eat; eat and eat more. She doesn't get more food but she's good at eating grass hoppers or even mice. This morning she flung one through the air towards me in the hall way. A tiny mousy... Poor thing!
Sending you hugs and hope you don't do too much damage...
Mariette