December 3, 2014

Called to Order

Human, I am calling this meeting to order to discuss your shortcomings of the past month.

Failing to read my feline mind and not changing my foods again, so that I would not be discommoded.  (is that something 'bout a litterbox???)

And too, you removed the other pillow from my supposed side of the bed thereby making it impossible for me to roost on your much beleaguered chesticles.

 Also you failed to make room for me on MY favorite side of the bed in MY favorite place, deeming your own comfort to be more important than mine.

Sentencing within the next 24 hours.  Be ready.




40 comments:

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Katie I think those orders ARE marching! MOL

Angel Simba said...

Oh, Katie, you look very stern and impawtant there. I bet Mommy is quaking in her boots.

LMoore said...

We will be awaiting her sentence!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Uh-oh - somebody's in BIG trouble!

meowmeowmans said...

Oh my. This is serious business, Katie. Sometimes you have to be stern with the humans...

Hugs to you and Mommy!

Photo Cache said...

Keep the mom in line Katie. You know humans, you give them an inch they take a foot.

Kisses,
Emma and Buster

Random Felines said...

uh oh - you look pretty serious Katie

CatInTheFridge said...

Ruh roh.... sounds dangerous! Good luck to your human! - Crepes.

Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

Oh Oh I think your mom-person is in BIG trouble now :)

XOXO

LP said...

Judge Katie,

We hope someone gives you a nice stiff shot of scotch/whiskey before you reach your verdict! :p

the critters in the cottage xo

BeadedTail said...

Uh oh, your mom messed up big time! Our mommy thinks that photo of you is darling!

SailorEdgar said...

I think being discommoded is when a human's toilet is recalled by the manufacturer. ;-)

CATachresis said...

MOL you and me, Miss Katie, are both being discommoded!!

*makes note of discommode for Word of the Day* ;)

da tabbies o trout towne said...

katie....and ewe noe, if yur mom gives ewe any caca, yur husbands who be actin az bay liffs...thomas, joe, de king, boomer, larry, knot elvis, spitty, sam and bob will toss her outta court in a fast minit....

wait, that wont werk....

uh, they will toss her in de slammer & throw a way de key !! ♥

Marg said...

Oh Katie, we think you are being a little hard on the Mom. That is her bed after all. Although all of us try to squeeze our Mom out of her bed. Hope you all have a great evening.

Tamago said...

Ohh you sound serious. But the photo of you at the table is so pretty :-)
I hope you and your mom will have good meeting and some shortcomings will be improved!

Brian's Home Blog said...

YIKES! Does Santa know?

Beth said...

Watch put mom, Miss Katie is getting ready to pass sentence. xoxo

Ivan from WMD said...

Katie, that even scared MY mom!

Michiko Johnson said...

Hi Katie!
I like very nuch with your ways was back to old way ..long time before that I remenber in my hart from you Sis!
You have a good evening!
We having a raining for another two days
I don't need water in my garden!
Dear Sis!
xxooxxoxox
Sis,Katie,Miyuki and Victoria,
Michiko

Mickey's Musings said...

Make it harsh Katie!
Your Mom is forgetting that Cats Rule!!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

The Island Cats said...

Uh oh. Your mom should be very afraid.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, we think "discommoded" has something ta do with the litter box. But we're not sure what.

Pasha's Mommy said...

Go easy on her Katie!

Donna said...

Oh wow, teh court could sentence Mom to no cuddles today! Then what will she do??

Anonymous said...

Uhoh.....this sounds SERIOUS! Mom's on trial and the sentence is about to be handed down...we hope the court will be lenient - after all - our Moms may have their "useless" moments but they also DO feed us and brush us and take care of us!!!!!!!!

Hugs, Sammy

pilch92 said...

I think mommy is getting coal in her stocking.

Selina said...

KATIE! We've never seen you looking so .... executorial? (MomKatt is that a word? She says "It is now!") You look very intimidating at that conference table. Don't give an inch. Don't bargain. Stick to your guns. Refuse nose nuzzies.

Be one with your demands. :)

Purrz!
Selina

PS - MomKatt sends you a smoochie 'cause you're so pretty.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like this justice will be swift and severe. Yikes!

Love and licks,
Cupcake

Anonymous said...

Sounds like this justice will be swift and severe. Yikes!

Love and licks,
Cupcake

Saku said...

You'd think your mom bean forgot that Chrismouse is coming....she's obviously on the naughty list, MOL

Sasha Sami, & Saku

Marty the Manx said...

Ohhhh Miss Katie your Momma is on the NAUGHTY list for sure!!!!!

Savannah's Paw Tracks said...

aiieee!! Those are such transgressions!! Definitely worth of strong, firm punishment.

Gigi said...

OMC Katie! She must be TERRIFIED!!! I think you look hot!

Gigi said...

And I don't mean over-warm.

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

Will you be merciful, Miss katie. She does adore you…

Purrs,
The Chans

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

You have meetings for your peep? Hmmm... I wonder if that would work with mine. I should try it, sometime. Might get me some more nip!

Purrs,
Nissy

The Whiskeratti said...

Oh dear, we hope she is prepared! Those are serious charges.

Cathy Keisha said...

Has she been talking to TW? Unacceptable.

GreatGranny said...

Oh, Mommy, look at my face. Can you read it?