There's water and milk for the kittens and the teetotalers in the fridge, but beers are chillin' in the cooler. Help yourselves. We have pop corn to make and cheese taco chips to scatter and we have a celebratory cake to eat. It's covered in nip flavored whipped cream and first one to tip it onto the carpet so we can all get a good taste wins a fevver wand...brand new.
I has lots of toys to play with, lots of fevver wands and a few with denim bows tied in the middle so that it looks like a moth! I have lots of scratch pads to shred up and a scratch mat too. I have a wooden puzzle box filled with toys and treats to fish out from the many holes in it. Don't forget the track balls and I have a new tree to leap off of onto the furniture AND we can see who can shred the furniture the fastest, and see who can tip over the floor lamps while diving off the tree. I have nip cigars, and lottsa mousies, some with fur and some nekkid. I have some vine stashed away and lots of nip too. I have fabric balls to toss and roll, leather balls to whap under furniture. There is a toilet paper treadmill for those who feel the need to exercise in the human litterbox area. Enjoy. My house is your house. Glad to finally meet all of you.
We'll have races too...see who can zoom the fartherest and how many times you can circle the house before having to rest. There'll be Single class zoomies and zoomies between two or more kitties.
There will be bags of frozen peas to bust open and whap all over the kitchen floor..all over the carpet too. AND a special prize for whichever kitty can throw the most peas at the others.
The special event will be a contest to see who can play the mini blinds the best of all the guests. I will be the judge there as I have the most experience I fink. No old people music please. Eww.
Come one, come all. I am ready. I'll never know mommy is missing. We'll all sleep on the bed since she's not here. Extra furs on the sheets welcomed!
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Oh My Sweet Katie Bella we gonna have so much fun! ^..^ Let'z Go!!!! ♥L♥
owr mom iz gasping readin dis..... :O
^..^ hehehehhehehe......
We'll bring the ninjas so there will be extra fast chases, and we'll bring the long furs and shorter shedders to really mess the house. But are you sure you have enough nip for Mirsku and Stran....?
A new cat tree??? We are so excited, but only one of us can teleport at a time in our cube! MOL!
Are we here early enough ta shove the cake offa the table? I'm a champion shover! ~ IZA
Oh, my goodness...I hope the police don't have to come to your house! Sounds like a frat party!
Schmoosh, smash, bang, clatter, zing-zangity whang, rappity, rappity, rap, tang, boom, bash, oompf, whiz, yum! We are having a fabulous time, Katie! Been saving up the house-trashing energy for a while, so just letting it rip! Your human won't recognize the house when she returns. Our tunnel has a super-collider so any kitty is welcome to use it to speed up their arrival.
Taffy & my woman (whose eyes are tight shut) Laura
How awesome! It's PARTYTIME!!!!
Woo hoo!!! You sure know how to throw a party, Katie! We'll be right over. There's some pushing and shoving in the tunnel (it's a tight fit), especially from Tutu, but we'll be there! Oh, and we'll bring LOTS of vine. :) xoxo
Is awesome!! :)
Wicked fun! I will come and watch. And nap. I get the bed!!!
Oh Wow, we are firing up the ESS and will be on our way in about ten minutes.We can't wait to throw those peas around all over the house.MOL. Hope there is some toilet paper we can shred too. And run up and down the blings. Oh we are going to have so much fun. Hope Mom has a good trip because she is going to toss her cookies when she gets home.
(walking thru the door at Katie's house) - kATIE - I thought your mom was never going to leave Let's get this pawty on the way (heading for room where the new cat tree is) climbinb cat tree. wiggling butt, springs off cat tree with feet just catching the top of a tall lamp;, knocking it crashing to the floor, handing on all four paws on the end table, knocking off cute little things in the process. weeeeeeee this is fun.
You behave while mom is gone Miss Katie! xx
We'll be right over! Nicki hopes your mom has left breakables on counters or table tops. The more valuable the better!
All 5 of us are on our way! Woohoo!
awww right!!! Maestro says he is kinda old for a road trip, but the rest of us are on our way. Mom said we had to leave the kids at home - which is fine with us. :) Be there shortly....
HHHmmmmm, wanderlust strikes again! I will be more than happy to bat a few mousies around, the nekkider, teh better! PT
bring it on! we like your style and are happy to muck in! Lovely post. Love Helen, Darcy and Bingley xxx
Oh, save some peas for me to bat around. And of course I want to play a song on the blinds - all though I should probably be disqualified from the contest since I am a professional singer and all.
WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Katie!!! Do you ever know how to throw a party!!!!
Love the idea of batting around frozen peas all over the floor!! What fun!! When they melt they will cause water to be all over which will be a bonus!!
Is there any bacon around or should I bring some rabbit instead?
What a great pawty!!!
love, Cody
Did someone say PAWTY?? Rocky and I will teleport on over! Rocky says he'll challenge you to a zoomies contest. First one to make it to the top of the bookcase wins!
Mmm. Whip cream nip!
Yaaay party time! Cake covered in nip flavored whipped cream sound yummy!! We are gonna eat a lot and then a playtime. Toilet paper treadmill is not only good exercise but lots of fun!! You have everything kitties need :-) We are gonna have fun!!
Hi Catie,
Hope it's great trip for you hoping you feel all recharged by the time you get back....
Your Mum has happy time too.
xoxoxo
We're on our way and bringing a crate of nipitinis in case anyone's thirsty.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Oooh, we are on our way right now, Katie! We're especially excited to do that frozen pea whapping! :)
Hugs, and see you SOON!
I,m coming and I am bring my sisters too!
OOOH! OOH!OOOH! *raises paw* We hear those peas SMOOSH nicely into the carpet once they thaw!!
I absolutely LOVE a good party. YOO-HOO!!!
We will be teleporting right over! Can we have a cardboard box trashing contest? We bet Sammy could win that easily!
Austin is on his way with a hairball about to be yakked. I hope he makes it in time to upchuck on the pillow :)
We'll be right over!
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
Alrighty, Miss Katie! I'm sure Mom doesn't want you to be lonely, but are you prepared to be the "cleaning crew?":-)
I'm gonna start whapping stuff!!
Quill
Golly Katie! This is your first EVER house trashing party so we have to make sure we do it up right! It sounds as though you have more than enough in place for a HUGE success!! We'll roll over our barrel of catnip and we have some boxes filled with tissue paper for a shredding competition to add to the fun!! This is going to be GREAT!! See you in five!!
the critters in The Cottage xo
We're on our way, Katie! Save some of those toys for us to whap!! Whoohoo!!
Hi I brought the real moths so you can throw away the denim bows. MOL! *stuffing some toys in my kitty purse* think I'll pass on the water and go for the beer. Greta pawty!
Oh Katie! Mommy just cuts 2 feet off the nip plant! That is a green garbage bag full of nip and Kozmo and me is bringing it over! Me is also bringing the "Mint Bruiser" and Kozmo says he will make CatNip Mohitos util your Mommy gets home (he is getting really good at Nip Mohitos)
We is on OUR WAY!
Trash time!
Kisses
Nellie (and Kozmo)
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Time to TRASH...here we come!!!!!
Right On Miss K! I'll even bring That Scrappy Cat so she can puke on command and you'll have lotsa gushie yaks all over to let yer mum know exactly what you think of her leavin.
Just here to support you girlfriend!
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
Yay! Our first house trashing party. We have lots of white, cottony floofy to leave around.
Darling, This is by far the BEST pawty I has efur been to!I was glad you gave a brief concert on the Blinds to show efurrykitty how it SHOULD be done! I really enjoyed the taco chips--I dunked them in my milk! Nommy.
I hope I have reserved my place next to YOU tonight.
Wow, Katie, you really know how to throw a party!! I am never going to let my kittehs see this post because then I would never be able to go away!
Katie, have you been watching that old human movie, "Animal House"? Did you wear togas? :-)
Oh no we're late! We couldn't get here yesterday, but we are ready to create havoc now.
Well this must be "Abandon Katie" month! First me, now you. I'm down for a house trashin'!
; ) Katie & Glogirly
Save me some nip! I'm on my way!!! purrs
Katie is it too late to do some ripping of paper for the house trashing party. It is my specialty and with no Mom witnesses I could do a lot of work.
Uh. so I hear Boomie was there today and all. Hrumph. You know *I'll* be there later so we can snuggle in the dark and maybe do a little grooming?
Wo hoo pawty! If you get bored, join us for our naughty dance party. Have a great weekend!
Did I miss the cake tipping?? What fun!
We love pawties!!
Hugs,
Tom
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