There's water and milk for the kittens and the teetotalers in the fridge, but beers are chillin' in the cooler. Help yourselves. We have pop corn to make and cheese taco chips to scatter and we have a celebratory cake to eat. It's covered in nip flavored whipped cream and first one to tip it onto the carpet so we can all get a good taste wins a fevver wand...brand new.
I has lots of toys to play with, lots of fevver wands and a few with denim bows tied in the middle so that it looks like a moth! I have lots of scratch pads to shred up and a scratch mat too. I have a wooden puzzle box filled with toys and treats to fish out from the many holes in it. Don't forget the track balls and I have a new tree to leap off of onto the furniture AND we can see who can shred the furniture the fastest, and see who can tip over the floor lamps while diving off the tree. I have nip cigars, and lottsa mousies, some with fur and some nekkid. I have some vine stashed away and lots of nip too. I have fabric balls to toss and roll, leather balls to whap under furniture. There is a toilet paper treadmill for those who feel the need to exercise in the human litterbox area. Enjoy. My house is your house. Glad to finally meet all of you.
We'll have races too...see who can zoom the fartherest and how many times you can circle the house before having to rest. There'll be Single class zoomies and zoomies between two or more kitties.
There will be bags of frozen peas to bust open and whap all over the kitchen floor..all over the carpet too. AND a special prize for whichever kitty can throw the most peas at the others.
The special event will be a contest to see who can play the mini blinds the best of all the guests. I will be the judge there as I have the most experience I fink. No old people music please. Eww.
Come one, come all. I am ready. I'll never know mommy is missing. We'll all sleep on the bed since she's not here. Extra furs on the sheets welcomed!