Happy Katie-Ween

Happy Katie-Ween efurrybuddy!!  Look at the picture that Ann of Zoolatry made for me!!

Today, thought I would tell you, I practiced not being too too horrible when that beautiful long haired black cat came by.  I was not pleased at all...some spraying of Nutri-Vet Pet Ease was sprayed and Mom took her time closing the front door while I raced from door to window to door again but not totally freaking the way I used to do.

Look at ME!

xxoo

No, Mom...no I'm not.

I simply have my arms under the rug you placed here for me to scratch along with every OTHER surface you have bought and placed throughout the house (that was mommy writing there, NOT me!! STOP IT MOMMY!)

So, I slid my arms under there and I am resting my chin on the folded up rug edge.  What's that you say?  You heard scratching all the way in the computer room?  You must have been delusional dreaming when you heard that or thought you did, Mom.  Who could possibly be scratching?  ME?  I beg your PARDON!?!

I am simply lying here, arms under the rug.  I am keeping my muscles, pawsies and sinews warm.  Why is that a problem, Mom? Scratching?  Pardon me?  ME?  Can't you see my chin?  It is RESTING atop the rug edge while I warm my arms.  *flexes toesies by mistake* Oh.  THAT sound?  Um, that is, um, I fink that is, um, yes, that's um, that's the clock ticking loudly again.  I want to tell you about that.

Take my arms out?  You're going to lift the rug off them...what?  to see what, did you say?

Oh, THOSE marks and tears?  The pet sitter did that.  I wouldn't scratch the carpet, mommy.  I a good girl.

Mom is Back and About TIME!!!

Kitties, several great things while Mom was gone.  One, I winned a wonderful book in a giveaway at Sparkle's bloggie.  You know how beautiful and red she is and how generous.  Rafflecopter picked ME!  The book was here when mommy got home and opened it up for me.  Fanks you so much Sparkle cause Mom and I sat down in my chair and read it right away!!!

Then, she saw I had another package and it is a MINI-ME!  It really is!  Mommy showed me right away!  LOOK!  She's on my cat tree and I don't mind.  She's really small.  But she has half a mustache like me and a white half on her chin too!  And little white socks and look at that luxurious bib!!!

Also, while mommy was in Charlotte, look!  She found a store owned by a calico kitty who sells fabric for all us kitties to have made into curtains so we can shred them!  She called it after herself, Calico.  She sells furniture too sometimes to claw and scratch.  She turned that part of the sign off on account she runned outta furniture right now.  Isn't it wonderful how Catkind is progressing?

I am clinging like a burr to mom right now.  Just saying'.

Pool Splash Pawty and MOARE!

Kitties!  I say wait till one hour after the door hits her you-know-what  in the morning and then, warm up your Ess's, charge up your Tunnels, get in your cubes and Tents and come right over!  We're having a house trashing pawty! Doors will stay unlocked and even wide open all weekend for all of you.  We'll just turn up the heat inside to make up for the open doors.

I have lots of strong nip and vine.  CK might come over and bring her stash of CD's and spin us some house trashing' musics if I ask nicely. Boomie will be here early to help set up everything before you get here and his sisfur Tutu will be here as bartender.  Spitty said he will lounge and oversee efurrybuddy and do any directing that needs doing.  He will likely set up a kissing booth, girls!

We have water and plenty of milk for the teetotalers, and bacon beers chillin' in the coolers.  Tutu will bring more good stuffs from her house and serve them up..  She may serve up a few bities too.  Just saying'.  I am expecting a HUGE turnout so there will be plenty to eat and drink.  Practice up on your best songs 'cause we're having a Karaoke "Croon and Yowl" contest too!  First prize is a kiss from me, Katie Isabella and a nip toy from Nip and Bones!  You can't beat THAT quality with a stick! If Caroline comes too, she can scream the night away...we'll join her.  Loudest screamer and the first one to draw the Poleece cats here to the house gets a prize from Spittola.

I have popcorn to pop and scatter and bat around and some taco and tater chips to munch and decorate the carpet with! I have Vole cutlets and Squirrel drumsticks fresh off the squirrel and vole.  Roasted over an open fire in the dining room.  I have a Bucket- O -Birdies and some Snakie Fillets!  And for dessert, mice cream.  I bought that from a vendor .  I'd hate to catch that many mice and milk them .  I'll serve it up on the floor---easier to eat that way.

There are lots and lots and LOTS of toys for us.  Enough for everyone.  Fevvers, wands, nip and vine filled toys to lick and bat.   Balls, tomatoes, nip manners; I have my wooden puzzle box in the middle of the floor with lots of balls and and other toys in it i.e., bells and small mice to bat out of the holes.

I have two big nip cigars for the man cats and for roguish girl cats!

I have carpet throughout the house.  Claw as you wish!  Mom will squeal with joy when she sees all the claw decorations you will have furnished her in thanks for the pawty!

And kitties!  I have deep thick woods all around the house and in back where all the wild animals are.     Go play out there if you dare.  The trees are very very tall so fun to climb.

The toilet paper treadmill is freshly primed with a new roll of toilet paper and the rest of the rolls  are at the ready to..well..roll! So be ready to enjoy the treadmill.  Oh, and you can have fun with the Slip and Slide I have made for us.  I have a piece of shower curtain liner rigged up and a tub full of luke warm water.  Let's take turns doing the Cannonball down into the water.  Whoever makes the biggest splash is the Queen or the King.

We'll have Zoomie races too.  Something for every buddy!.

The finale will be a contest to determine who is the best mini blind player.  I will have to disqualify myself in all fairness.

Those who want to stay the entire weekend...your choice of the beds or my beds throughout the house.  They are all open to you.

Come one, come all.  She'll be gone and good riddance! (please come home again soon mommy).


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I'm Being Abandoned Furriday AGAIN!!!!

Kitties, my mom is going to 'bandon me Friday for the weekend.  Her's going over the mountains to see her son there.  I love my sitter and mommy pays for her to come here two times on Saturday to feed and play with me, once Friday evening and once Sunday morning.  But the fact remains, I am being 'bandoned.  Alone.  Left to my own devices. No mommy to press against in the cold night.  No mommy's warm lap to sleep on in the day.  No treats. I'm getting scared again.  Maybe another kitty will dare to walk on the sidewalk across the street! There won't be anyone to soothe me!

It was cold again last night.  Mom has the thermostat programmed to keep the temp lower at night.  It was 42 degrees f outside and felt like it in HERE too. (Mom here:  It was 67 in here)  I had my feets pressed into mom's back warming them.  Mom woke a little to feel my toesies wiggling into her back. 

So I will be dividing my time between my two favorite blankies I guess.  I'm not sure I'll have time to lay in supplies for a house trashing.  She may get a break this time from it but I CAN hork EVERYWHERE!! (and I will).  (There WILL be a house trashing!) 

Prayers for Ginger Jasper and his Mom and Dad and Brian and his Mom and Dad.

My heart just aches for Ginger Jasper and certainly for his parents.  He is really not doing at all well and he doesn't understand.  His Mom and Dad are doing all in their power for him.

Please purr and purray for the three of them.  I love him dearly.  Always have.

And while we are purring, please remember our beloved Brian whom I love and who is still doing poorly and probably hurting as well as he tries to use the litterbox.  I am just so sad for him and for GJ.

Please send all the love you can to both of these dearly loved mancats.  xxoxoxoxoxox

Here is What the Youngest Human Brovver Said

Kitties, Woofies, here is what youngest brovver said.  Now he is a Computer Engineer and herds Programmers plus does some himself as well.

He said I may need to order ice-cream for my Humble Pie I said I would be happy to eat if I am wrong.

I showed it to him while we were waiting somewhere this morning and he said that I would:

1.   Have to create a profile for evil Google+

(NO way will I do THAT).

2.  To get *shudder  ewwwww  shudder* Chrome, I would have to actively download it.

He thinks I can just go ahead and log in with their scary looking log in and be safe from needing to have my computers etc exorcised.

So, pass the Humble Pie...and a big fork..I am ready to eat.  Now, if he's wrong, he'll never hear the end of it from me.

xoxoxo