Sad Friday. Mom's Abandoning Me

See this?  Just my tail hanging out from the crow's nest. I'm hunkered down inside.  That'll be all I do till she comes back Sunday, lay in my crow's nest.  I'll show HER!

the computer's camera took this

A loving Goodbye

A loving goodbye to Nerissa.  I will miss you dear boy, till we meet again.   Seville, I know that news was so hard for you to write to us.  If you kitties and woofies and piggies haven't been there to  say goodbye, please drop over to comfort the rest of the family who miss him so.

Mommy said she is abandoning me tomorrow morning.  I am NOT going to like that ONE bit.  I am trying to think about what to do in retaliation while she's gone.  Thinking....

May 2015

Review of Mommy

Date  6 May 2015

Reviewed by Kathryn Isabella, Queen of Tennessee

Quantity of Output:  Has your purrson posted to your blog daily to give you maximum exposure worldwide and make you famous?

I rate her as TWO Paws.  She has been slacking off these past months! 

Quality of Output:  Are you, as snoopervisor, satisfied with your purrson’s choice of photos, words, creativity, imagination, truth, fun and general interest in your postings?

Four Paws here.  She does her very best.

Client Pawticipation:  Does your purrson provide sufficient ways for your fans to contact you and for you to contact them?

Four Paws here as well.  Can’t meow too much about it. 

Pawticipation (Part II):  Does your purrson allow you to take part in fun blog-world special events, pawties, contests, and more?

Two Paws.  If it’s something she is technically able to do, she always will.  She’s useless most times. She tries. 

Client Satisfaction:  Are your friends purringly contented with what they see and read on your blog?

Not too sure.  Two Paws? 

Overall rating and comments and suggestions for improvement (in your own words):

I think Mommy shows her loves for me and does her very very best.  Despite the lower rating there in a few categories, I have to give her credit for the most impawtent fing.  Love for me.   But she SURE needs vast improvement in the first category…output.  Maybe I can dictate my posts?  Does it have a meow translator? 

(  )  High Four paws

(  )  Medium Two paws

(  )  Low One paw

(  )  Worse than low Claw swipe

(  )  Pawful 0 (zero)

Tuxie Toosday Question!! And Happy Cinco de Mayo

Wanna meow you a question.  What happens on MY comment area?  Do you get the usual annoyance with " prove you're not a robot" to check, or do you get the food arrangements?  The fuzzy numbers in a box to type out?  I just changed it again TRYING to find the least obnoxious.

Can someone tell me where to find "Love and Hisses"?  Celestial Cats said there is an adoptable kittie there with a half 'stache like MINE and mommy wants to see.

Boy, I had a H_U_G_E hairball yesterday morning that I presented right after some of my breakfast!  That thing was as long as mommy's forefinger!  I take Greenies Hairball treats.  I want the full 12 they recommend but I will hork them up if I have that many and the green chlorophyll is not an easy stain to get out of the carpet mom said.  No matter how fast she runs to clean it up.  So I get about 6.

Mommy is gonna abandon me this Friday for the weekend!  I have my favorite cat sitter though.  She will spend Mother's Day weekend with her middle son over the mountains! Been since last Mother's Day that she got to go.

I hope you have a wonderful day full of scratches, treats and tummy rubbins.

Monday Meowning Floof

Here I am...with Donkey and my nip nanner.  Someone (whose initials are CK)  spoke of the 'nanners placement and I told them to reconsider their thought!  Heeeee.

Now I will tell you Kitties up front that what you see here is FLOOF!  I am NOT fat!  Mommy!  Stop laughing!  I offer my upturned tummy to you  all the time and you have felt that it is taut and fine!  That was an unfortunate angle!  Like you yesterday taking a picture of yourself in the reflection of the full glass storm door with that shirt on acting as a light jacket!  You looked like a BLOCK on top! Why don't you show THAT!??  Huh?  That was clothing floof!  Same thing!  Wait till I figure how to grade your performance!  That laughter will absolutely be a factor!

My First Sunday Selfie (but not Blog Hop 'cause Mommy is Useless)

pee ess: I can take my own selfies now. really. Out of focus, yes, but me. 

I got the most important part.  

Caturday

Good Meowning Kitties!

Favorite brother is here just for last night.  He is headed back to his place this meowing.  I hate to see him go but then, if he does I get to see him come back again.  My greetings are always joyful when he comes to see me.

We have had about four days and nights with no RAIN!! Imagine.  Here is this very morning when mom went onto the deck about 45 minutes ago to prove to herself that it wasn't raining!!!

And here are me and Boomie.  We're trying out for PlayCat magazine.  He'll be in the Girlcat edition. Me, not so much.  Boycats R Us.