May 6, 2015

May 2015

Review of Mommy
Date  6 May 2015
Reviewed by Kathryn Isabella, Queen of Tennessee

Quantity of Output:  Has your purrson posted to your blog daily to give you maximum exposure worldwide and make you famous?

I rate her as TWO Paws.  She has been slacking off these past months! 

Quality of Output:  Are you, as snoopervisor, satisfied with your purrson’s choice of photos, words, creativity, imagination, truth, fun and general interest in your postings?

Four Paws here.  She does her very best.

Client Pawticipation:  Does your purrson provide sufficient ways for your fans to contact you and for you to contact them?

Four Paws here as well.  Can’t meow too much about it. 

Pawticipation (Part II):  Does your purrson allow you to take part in fun blog-world special events, pawties, contests, and more?

Two Paws.  If it’s something she is technically able to do, she always will.  She’s useless most times. She tries. 

Client Satisfaction:  Are your friends purringly contented with what they see and read on your blog?

Not too sure.  Two Paws? 


Overall rating and comments and suggestions for improvement (in your own words):

I think Mommy shows her loves for me and does her very very best.  Despite the lower rating there in a few categories, I have to give her credit for the most impawtent fing.  Love for me.   But she SURE needs vast improvement in the first category…output.  Maybe I can dictate my posts?  Does it have a meow translator? 

(  )  High Four paws
(  )  Medium Two paws
(  )  Low One paw
(  )  Worse than low Claw swipe
(  )  Pawful 0 (zero)




27 comments:

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Well, overall it sounds like your human is not doing too badly!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

We think your Mommy should get **4 Paws**.
She does such a great job of making us feel like we've known you furever and she evidently loves you like crazy. We're always excited to visit your blog, too.
>>smooches<<

Anonymous said...

We hope yer Mommy learns from this review and does better in the future!

Anonymous said...

Well, at least your mom didn't rate any claw swipes. That would be BAD. I can never get enough of you, KI, so you may need to hire an agency to satisfy me! xoxo

Love and licks,
Cupcake

Cats Herd You said...

Hopefully your human take this constructively and get higher marks next year!

Anonymous said...

Katie I really think you and your Mom do a GRAND job with your blog.....go ahead....you know you wanna give her a HIGH grade - c'mon - you can do this!!!!!

Hugs, Sammy

Hannah and Lucy said...

We think your Mom mostly does very well for a human. However if she's at all like our human she easily gets distracted and starts doing something else.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Gigi said...

Methinks you are very generous, my Lovely Queen. These Humans need to be taken to task for their many inadequacies. Still, as you say, your Mommy is excellent with the love and the noms--and perhaps she will be motivated to up her Paw Score in categories 1 & 4. I'd rate her a little higher in the client satisfaction category--I am *always* satisfied with pictures of YOU--but there should be more of them. Good job. Your Mommy escaped with decents grades, didn't she? Perhaps there will be treats?

My Human's Review will be published on the weekend. I want to make her sweat a little.

pilch92 said...

We are always pleased with the content on your blog so you get 4 paws up x15cats=60 paws up :)

SailorEdgar said...

You are a stern taskmistress, Katie. :-)

BeadedTail said...

The most important thing is that your mom loves you and we know she most certainly does! Other than that, humans will never be purrfect like us.

Brian's Home Blog said...

You have a very loving Mom and that rates 5 stars any old day!

Tamago said...

Hi Katie san. I think client satisfaction should be 4 paws as we love what we see and read about here and that is you :-)

Colehaus Cats said...

Love has to rate somewhere because that's the most important thing. We say five stars plus on that one!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Your Mom adores you Katie so we'd have to give her 5 stars.

The Whiskeratti said...

Well, yeah, we agree that your Mom luffs you very much and that IS the most impawtant thing BUT you do have to make 'em work harder. Slacking off 'rents is not a good thing!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

katie...yur mom getted a better score N de food serviss gurl did..... coz we gived her a minuzz 45 ~~ ♥♥♥

meowmeowmans said...

It sounds like your Mommy is doing a pretty good job, Katie! You should consider raising her "Client Satisfaction" score, because we always love visiting here -- it makes us smile real big. :)

Hugs!

La Cabeza Grande said...

We think your Mommy's doing a furry good job as scribe, chief cook and bottle-washer, but most of all loving you to bits! We rate her (and you) 4 paws up!

Nik, Rocky and M

Anonymous said...

Oh sweet Katie weez always happy to see yous bootyful face, so a big 4 paws up to da last one too. As fur purrticipatiin' in blogville events, there's so many nun of us kuld pawssibly purrticipate in all of them...kuld we? MOL Hope yous have a pawsumly blest day.

Luv ya'

Dezi and Lexi

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That is quite a good review so your mommy should feel pleased with it.

The Island Cats said...

That was quite a fair review, Katie. We give your blog 4 paws!

Jo-Anne's Ramblings Aussie Jo said...

What a good review, Katie dear yes 4 blog paws to you

Michiko Johnson said...

Hi Katie!
Why Your Mum has sterted new hing of your ways..there' days jst new things untils sittingdown unil she was in her head. Has a beautiful picture of pretly flowers!
Nice sunshine? The out side of mountains..All of a sudden why you writting small truggea at in your heart....Next time you will thinking correct of gorgeous things for Your MUM!
xxxooo
Sis,Katie,Miyuki, and Victoria,
Michiko

Unknown said...

Wow! Your human did your review of her already!?!?! Mine has not. She is procrastinating....by being GONE yesterday and today.
Kisses
Nellie

CATachresis said...

Well done Katie, though I think you may have been a bit too kind to her!! But you know her best! There's always room for improvement, right?

Thank you for purrticipating in this furry impawtant review and survey! Spitty and I will publish ours shortly, but *sighs* I think The Staff here (aka TAT) is in for a bit of a bruising!!! ;)

Mariodacat said...

You were very kind to your mommy sweetie. Afraid I wouldn't be so kind. Guess my lax mom forgot to go check Austin's blog again. Another big strike against M.