Mom says, but I don't understand the high falutin' word, that each day I demonstrate the epitome of laziness. Now I will tell you that I am not lazy. I have simply learned to organize tasks.
Each morning I snoopervise mom's makeup time and her hair combing. I wait and observe and make comments as I am monorailing on the tub edge. My bunny rabbit water bowl is on the edge too. So, I crane my neck, extend my tongue and start drinking a good long drink...while lying down flat on the tub edge.
What's to complain???
You can't see my tongue here because Mom knew if she went further to the front of me, I would quit drinking. But believe me, I AM drinking.