Suddenly, in the complete stillness of the room and house, coming from the dark hallway, there was a bump! A thump! It made me rare up and twist around (careful not to puncture mommy) and jump down to investigate! I am the Protector. NOTHING gets past me without a thorough inspection and if it isn't safe, multiple bities will be laid on the offender. I disappeared into the deep dark nite nite time and mom admitted she was a little concerned even though she had me.
So, she got out of the bed, and came bravely into the hallway. As she passed by the small human litterbox, she saw THIS Kitties. I did too at the same time. The guilty party! An obstreperous THREE INCH bristle monster! It was going to roll in to the bedroom and attack us while we were sleeping, but *I* was too alert and ferocious! I killed it. It was dispatched to jail in an uncomfortable plastic box! We are safe for the night! Thanks to me.
|You fat ugly Bristle Monster! Take THAT!|
Kitties, Here I am to save the day!
pee ess: True story, Kitties. When that monster (velcro roller)jumped down off the shelf it gave both of us a start in the super silent house).