December 12, 2018

Who THAT who say WHO THAT when *I* say WHO THAT??

Kitties!  It was the best of times.  It was the worst of times. There Mommy and I were, settled in the bed...me on her chesticles, and she under the covers all warm and snug with my purrsonal heat helping.  I was being petted Kitties, and chin scritchies and forehead rubs by the light of the little lamp next to the bed.

Suddenly, in the complete stillness of the room and house, coming from the dark hallway, there was a bump!  A thump!  It made me rare up and twist around (careful not to puncture mommy) and jump down to investigate! I am the Protector.   NOTHING gets past me without a thorough inspection and if it isn't safe, multiple bities will be laid on the offender.  I disappeared into the deep dark nite nite time and mom admitted she was a little concerned even though she had me.

So, she got out of the bed, and came bravely into the hallway.  As she passed by the small human litterbox, she saw THIS Kitties.  I did too at the same time.  The guilty party!  An obstreperous THREE INCH bristle monster!  It was going to roll in to the bedroom and attack us while we were sleeping, but *I* was too alert and ferocious!  I killed it.  It was dispatched to jail in an uncomfortable plastic box!  We are safe for the night!  Thanks to me.
You fat ugly Bristle Monster! Take THAT! 


I saved the day..er...night Kitties and Woofies.  Nothing can faze me!

Mommy?  Are you sure that thing is in jail?  I heard a thump again to my right in the hallway...maybe!  My monocle is missing on accounta my white eyebrow fell out, but I can still see that fat bristle monster if it is rolling in here! You'll be safe with me!

Kitties, Here I am to save the day!

pee ess:  True story, Kitties.  When that monster (velcro roller)jumped down off the shelf it gave both of us a start in the super silent house).

28 comments:

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

You are such a brave girl. Your mom is lucky. XO

Brian said...

Super Katie, ya done good sweet girl!

William’s Kith & Kin said...

Your protection is beyond measure, Katie!

The Whiskeratti said...

Well, of course you protected your mom. You are FIERCE!

meowmeowmans said...

Brave Katie! No invader or intruder is safe on your watch. Well done protecting Mom!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

You are very brave Katie! Your mom knows she is in safe paws with you to protect her.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Katie, you are an awesome protector!

CATachresis said...

Even though mummy and I are confused as to what a bristle monster is, we applaud your herculean efforts to thwart its progress into the bedroom! ❤️❤️ Must have been quite a tussle!! x

Pam and Teddy said...

YAY! You saved your Mom and yourself from certain doom. I'm curious about that bristle monster though - hair curler?

Hugs, Teddy

Ramblingon said...

It is indeed!

My Mind's Eye said...

Katie I have a sinking feeling that there is an Evil Elf lurking somewhere in the bathroom and that is who knocked the brush on the floor.
Such cute photos and words on a brave kitty
Hugs Cecilia

Tamago said...

That is a scary looking bristle monster! You are so brave, Katie san, to confront it before it came rolling into bedroom. Glad it’s now In jail! Your mom is so lucky to have you to save the house!
Great job, Katie san. I hope you will enjoy good night sleep tonight :-)

Photo Cache said...

LOL! YOu are brave dear Katie. Our Buster here would jump out of a nap position and look at the human asking, ARE YOU GOING TO SEE WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT?

Emma and Buster

imbrite2 said...

You and your mom were both very courageous, KI. I’m happy and proud that you were prepared to put multiple biteys on that invader. I’m pretty sure Mom and I would’ve waited till morning. We don’t do dark well at all.

Love and licks,
Cupcake

Fr. Tom Fishworthy said...

Katie, you are so BRAVE! You went right out there ready to protect your mom at all costs! I'm glad it was just a bristle roller. They're harmless unless they go "thump!" - Tom x

BeadedTail said...

Katie, we're glad you were brave enough to go stop that monster that was coming after you and your mom! That took a lot of courage and your mom should be thankful you protected her.

Laila and Angel Minchie said...

You are so brave, Katie! I would have run for under the bed!

Laila

Comedy Plus said...

Protecting mom is what you do and you did it very well.

Have a purrfect day and weekend. My best to your mom. ♥

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

The list of things we must protect our Beins from is truly endless! Good job, Katie...

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

So brave! We bet you saved your Mom from the jaws of that evil beast!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Good job of protecting your mom! It won't dare ever roll off a shelf again.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Winter came for House Bristle.

You are so brave, my sweet little dumpling! Midnight?

Tom, Tama-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Wow! Rollers that go thump in te night! Definitely scary!

Purrs,
The Chans

Mickey's Musings said...

The nerve of that bristle roller scaring you and your mum!!
Good thing you were there to protect her!!
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

John Bellen said...

It was probably poised to fall for quite a while, and chose the dead of night to do it. They are like that...

Katie Isabella said...

They are ebil!

Sasha + Saku said...

OMC we're sure glad you were there to save the night Katie! We bet your mom bean was too, MOL

SailorEdgar said...

You have to keep an eye on those velcro rollers, Katie! :-)