November 7, 2017

New Skill

Kitties!  I have learned a new skill.  How to slay lamp wires that want to hurt we kitties if we bite them.  The solution is to get them first.  I went to #lampwireslayer school for 4-5 weeks!  You wouldn't believe the treasure of information we student kitties and some woofies got.  We are all graduates with highly honed academic and practical skills now on slaying those dreadful beings.  Can't see without lights you meow?  Not our problem.  The parents will work it out.  We won't slay the good wires though.  Only lamps.



See, Kitties?  I so proud!



I worked hard for this honor.

27 comments:

Julie said...

Congratulations Katie, that is a Very ImPawtant skill to have!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

John Bellen said...

Watch those lamp-wires, Katie. They're treacherous.

Brian said...

We are all totally impressed pretty Katie!

Terri said...

Woh...be careful with those lamp wires. They can be hot!

Marg said...

Good job Katie. That is such a good skill to learn even though it may be a little dangerous.

Photo Cache said...

Wow, where did you find time to do this?

Emma and Buster

Marv Marvelous said...

WoW! I am totally impressed!!! I shall ask Mommy if she will send me. Because she is a computer geek and sometimes there are 4 or 5 in our livingroom, along with tablets and iPhone, AND the TV(the cable box and the Playstation) we have tons of wires!
Purrs
Marv

NanaDiana said...

LOL - LOVE the graduation picture, Katie. Too funny! xo Diana

The Whiskeratti said...

We are so proud of you! That took a lot of effort but you hung in there.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Congratulations on your graduation, Katie.

William's Kith & Kin said...

Concats, Katie! Some of us have been known to bite on stereo wires but those are nothing, after all.

The Florida Furkids said...

We're impurressed!

The Florida Furkids

The Island Cats said...

I need to take those classes, Katie! Where do I sign up?? ~Ernie

Katie Isabella said...

Twitter Ernie. If you really do, DM me and I'll tell you.

Sweet Purrfections said...

Truffle was an early graduate of that school, but Mom Paula took away her degree. MOL

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Great job, Katie! Our lamps are only wall or ceiling lamps, so I think some kitty must have come before and done the job for us!

Anonymous said...

WOW Katie.....a certificate and everything! BRAVO! I haven't tried lamp wires yet but I do have a "thing" for Dad's ear bud wires. They are so tiny and tender on the toofies too!

Love, Teddy

Anonymous said...

Clyde tends to stalk cords. We are working on not doing that. *sigh*

Tamago said...

Katie the wire slayer! I didn't know there was such a great school. Congratulations on your graduation, Katie san. You make home a much safer place!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Congratulations Katie! I'm sure you feel very accomplished now! A degree and a crown! What more could you ask for??

Leo says: Hi Katie! I didn't know cords were for chewing! Want to pop over and give me some private lessons on the things you learned in your classes? *big toothy grin*

Caren Gittleman said...

you are TOO FUNNY!! xoxo catchatwithcarenandcody

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL MOL we are rolling on the floor but we are so happy you have been enLIGHTEN Katie
Hugs madi your bfff

www.shelter-cats.com said...

Mickey Mouser and Rufus the Red are totally impressed. So far they have only given the bitey to those very thin wires that attach ear buds. Chomp chomp - easy peasy.
xxoo
Maggie

Simba said...

Always stretching your mind, girl. Congrats.

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Congratulations! Just make sure you unplug it before you destroy it :)

imbrite2 said...

It's always a good thing to learn new skills, KI, but in the meantime, please don't get yourself electrocuted in the process! Be careful!

Love and licks,
Cupcake

Katie Isabella said...

Mommy said to tell you I have never really slain any wires and never played with them. She also said I could give you headbonks for thinking of my safety.