November 7, 2017

New Skill

Kitties!  I have learned a new skill.  How to slay lamp wires that want to hurt we kitties if we bite them.  The solution is to get them first.  I went to #lampwireslayer school for 4-5 weeks!  You wouldn't believe the treasure of information we student kitties and some woofies got.  We are all graduates with highly honed academic and practical skills now on slaying those dreadful beings.  Can't see without lights you meow?  Not our problem.  The parents will work it out.  We won't slay the good wires though.  Only lamps.



See, Kitties?  I so proud!



I worked hard for this honor.

27 comments:

  1. Congratulations Katie, that is a Very ImPawtant skill to have!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  2. Watch those lamp-wires, Katie. They're treacherous.

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  3. We are all totally impressed pretty Katie!

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  4. Woh...be careful with those lamp wires. They can be hot!

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  5. Good job Katie. That is such a good skill to learn even though it may be a little dangerous.

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  6. Wow, where did you find time to do this?

    Emma and Buster

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  7. WoW! I am totally impressed!!! I shall ask Mommy if she will send me. Because she is a computer geek and sometimes there are 4 or 5 in our livingroom, along with tablets and iPhone, AND the TV(the cable box and the Playstation) we have tons of wires!
    Purrs
    Marv

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  8. LOL - LOVE the graduation picture, Katie. Too funny! xo Diana

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  9. We are so proud of you! That took a lot of effort but you hung in there.

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  10. Concats, Katie! Some of us have been known to bite on stereo wires but those are nothing, after all.

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  11. I need to take those classes, Katie! Where do I sign up?? ~Ernie

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  12. Twitter Ernie. If you really do, DM me and I'll tell you.

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  13. Truffle was an early graduate of that school, but Mom Paula took away her degree. MOL

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  14. Great job, Katie! Our lamps are only wall or ceiling lamps, so I think some kitty must have come before and done the job for us!

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  15. WOW Katie.....a certificate and everything! BRAVO! I haven't tried lamp wires yet but I do have a "thing" for Dad's ear bud wires. They are so tiny and tender on the toofies too!

    Love, Teddy

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  16. Clyde tends to stalk cords. We are working on not doing that. *sigh*

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  17. Katie the wire slayer! I didn't know there was such a great school. Congratulations on your graduation, Katie san. You make home a much safer place!

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  18. Congratulations Katie! I'm sure you feel very accomplished now! A degree and a crown! What more could you ask for??

    Leo says: Hi Katie! I didn't know cords were for chewing! Want to pop over and give me some private lessons on the things you learned in your classes? *big toothy grin*

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  19. MOL MOL MOL MOL we are rolling on the floor but we are so happy you have been enLIGHTEN Katie
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  20. Mickey Mouser and Rufus the Red are totally impressed. So far they have only given the bitey to those very thin wires that attach ear buds. Chomp chomp - easy peasy.
    xxoo
    Maggie

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  21. Always stretching your mind, girl. Congrats.

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  22. Congratulations! Just make sure you unplug it before you destroy it :)

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  23. It's always a good thing to learn new skills, KI, but in the meantime, please don't get yourself electrocuted in the process! Be careful!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

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    1. Mommy said to tell you I have never really slain any wires and never played with them. She also said I could give you headbonks for thinking of my safety.

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