Thanks to @RealFakeGator I am dressed for the day!!!
Arrrrrgh, Mateys. 15 kitties on a lucky man's chest! Where's the grog, all ye wenches (Mom) and be quick about it! Avast and ahoy...climb the mainsail and be on the lookout for ships with lollypops and other fuds for us. Or suffer the consequences and walk the planks, ye scurvy dogs!