I call myself Mistress to Cap'n Jack of the High Seas. We command our own pirate ship and we have taken on ( conscripted) lots of kitties who heave that barge and tote that bale for our ship when we are at sea and when we come into the harbor.
I know one look of my stink eye and seeing that I have a black satin patch over my other eye keeps them all in submission and obedience while Cap'n Jack is plundering or burying treasure (it IS treasure you're burying isn't it my love?) in the sand!!
|AVAST me hearties. Trim that sail or lower the boom or something!|