February 26, 2014

So...Who Gets to Meow Last?

I get to meow last!  I showed her.

I slept against her back in the accustomed place last night.  She even felt my sweet toesies against her back.  BUT: when she got up this morning and traveled to the kitchen to tend to my needs first, water, fresh kibble and some fancy Feast, she saw nothing amiss on her journey in.  As I ate breakfast she dared to pour coffee and let the toast pop us.

Armed with toast and coffee she went into the computer room to eat the toast and drink the coffee while looking at her various email accounts.

Well, lo and behold!  There at the base of my cat tree was a big pile of kibble hork.  Up one level to the top of the girl cave was another good sized pile of kibble hork.  To the right of the tree, touching the base of it and a bit on the carpet, a wetter amount of regular liquid hork was placed just right.

SO...while the coffee cooled and the  toast turned cold, mom cleaned it all up.  Tell ME I smell bad will you?  Lift MY tail again after turning on the light and rudely awakening me will you?  Well, you see that the shoe is on the other footie!


39 comments:

meowmeowmans said...

You sure showed her, Miss Katie! I guess she who horks last wins, right? :)

Willow said...

Katie you go girl that sure to teach Mom to be so roood. Humph!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

*applause* you did us felines well Miss Katie.

Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

You sure told her who´s the BOSS , Katie *mol*

XOXO

BostonBoy said...

You could be a superhero.
The Horkenator!

Brian's Home Blog said...

MOL to the Horkenator!

SailorEdgar said...

I hope you aren't having digestive system problems, sweet Katie.

Oui Oui said...

Oh, Katie, when you do something, you do it right! Of course, our mom wouldn't let her food and coffee get cold if we did that to her. Oh, no, not her! We think you way out do Oui Oui at night and are so much more subtle!

Cats Herd You said...

You sure know how to do things in style, Katie. High paw!

Beth said...

I would say Miss Katie that you did a grand job of showing mom who is boss there. xx

san said...

Hi Katie. You TOLD her!

Cathy Keisha said...

Revenge is best served over and over and over and you proved that. The only thing better would have been if you’d ate her dry toast while she was cleaning it up.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Well, you showed her! Hope she'll never be rood to you again. :)

The Island Cats said...

Well, she won't be saying that about you again, will she, Katie?

Mickey's Musings said...

Bwahahahahahahaha!!
Just pawsome ;)
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure,JJ
and Angels Tiger and Tillie

Unknown said...

Way to goes Katie!
Did yous immediately snuggles and purrs AFTER shes cleaned it up?
That works every time!
Kisses
Nellie

Gigi said...

Maybe your Mommy should change your name to BooBoo? BooBoo was a barfer, all right. The Human reckons she barfed an average of 2-1/2 times per week, every week, for her 19.5 years of life. By my calculations, that comes to about 2500 horks. You have a l-o-n-g ways to go to catch up to THAT, my sweet. But it will be fun trying!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Katie, I think that stomach of yours is the boss of both of you!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Three-tiered hork? You rock, Katie Isabella! Long live the Queen!

XOXO

Anonymous said...

Well Katie it certainly sounds like you've made your point (multiple times!!). Horking is no fun but it DOES make a statement and it's a statement our humans hear LOUD AND CLEAR!

Hugs, Sammy

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

MOL! Katie, you sure have a way with revenge....

Tamago said...

LOL! Katie san, you showed your mom who is the boss!

Selina said...

LMTO at CK's comment! So true, Katie, so true! It is best served repeatedly AND cold, yes? MOL!

Morticia said to tell you not to be sad. She will get a date. But don't let her fool you: she ADORES the sympathy! Sucks it up like a Hoover, that one ...

Purrz!
Selina

Just Mags said...

Nothing like sweet revenge, huh sweet Katie. We kitties are good at that aren't we? Hugs and nose kisses

Laila and Angel Minchie said...

Katie - 1 Mom - 0

We are very proud of you, Katie! hehehe

LP said...

Well played Katie! Levon horked all over the kitchen floor this morning and LP slipped in it on her way to the bathroom. Clueless humans!! :)

the critters in the cottage xo

Marg said...

Wow, that is a lot of horking Katie. Good job though.That will show that Mom of yours. Hope all of you have a great day.

Terri said...

Well, I'd say that evens it up! Now be a good girl or she might load you in the PTU for a vet visit to see what all the horking is about!

Mariodacat said...

Good girl! he he - glad you got the last Meow in.

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Oh yeah... you meowed her!

Purrs,
Nissy

da tabbies o trout towne said...

bravo girl...bravo...if I had a spare tiara and emerald necklace it would be on it's way to you post haste...hugs girls, keep up the good work....dai$y =^..*=

The Furries of Whisppy said...

I don't think your Mommy will be lifting up your tail anytime soon! Heehee.

Mommy ordered a bottle of Omega 3 for us and it arrived today. It sure was FISHY but I loved it! I hope you don't mind my fish breath when I come over later. <3

xoxoxo
Your Boomie

Shaggy and Scout said...

LOVE the stealth horking! Good job, great payback!

CATachresis said...

Good job, Katie! She won't be accusing you again any time soon!!

Gigi said...

You have never smelled bad in your LIFE, darling! Never! XOXOXO

John Bellen said...

I want to thank you for your comments in regard to Bear-Bear's passing. It helps that people appreciate him, even when they never met him. He was one of a kind.

Fuzzy Tales said...

Hahahahahahahahaha! You got her back, but good, Katie. Well done!

We have a huge thank you for the surprise, will send an email!

My Mind's Eye said...

Katie sweetie tell mom to be thankful she didn't step in it barefooted! MOL
Hugs madi your bfff

A Tonl said...

*snort* snicker* Oh GOOD one, Katie! GOOD one!!