Kitties! We have actually had TWO, count 'em, TWO pretty (and COLD) days. Mommy got energized and did she spend that energy on ME? I think NOT! She cleaned out a cabinet about as tall as her (that ain't much) and sorted summer stuffs from heavy stuffs, fiddled in closets rearranging and throwing away stuffs and in general, ignoring me except for a few paltry stabs at playing wif my Neko fly wand. Ha!
I think I'll fire her. And that rolling back and forth in bed all night from one side to her other side is like trying to sleep with a rotisserie!! I walk up after delivering the choicest of toys, settle in at her waist, fall deeply asleep and there she goes..turning over. It gets really old, kitties. She needs to be replaced. Know any mommy's who would like a beautiful feminine Tuxie girl with furs as soft as a dream? I talk sweetly, all low and almost musical sometimes. Let's see. I recycle a lot of my fuds..I hork them up usually in sets of 4. As many as possible on the carpet. I accidentally got one of 4 on the kitchen counter. Wait..make that two. I horked a HUGE rainfall of bomits all over mommy's leather purse. It ran down both sides of the purse. Wait...make that three. I also horked into the large ashtray (she doesn't smoke) where she keeps bills (whatter those?) and coupons. THEN I finally weakly--- heroically made my way to the carpet hork that forth one.
So I am ready to pack my tunnel and wands and move in. Make me an offer? Mom is so fired. The new mommy has to be still all night and never move. And not mind my beautifying the carpet by shearing it. Lines are open..