Kitties! She's moaning and complaining again.
First, she says how sweet it is when I climb up and walk to her chest, (and after pulverizing that), to her head, whereupon I settle on her pillow next to her head with my face pointed comfortably under her neck area-while she's on her back. I burrow in, start purring and what's the problem here mom? I thought you said how warm and sweet? Right? Purring, heartbeat..what more do you want?
Oh, she says that's not the issue. The issue is me waking up many times in the night and having a good bath. Or a least washing my paws and my face. She said the whiskers right in her face still, constantly going across her face tickles so much she has to scratch her face which in turn disturbs ME. After we get THAT settled, I will occasionally wake and commence to washing her face. She really REALLY doesn't want me to wash her face. She said that first of all, there is moisturizer on it and she doesn't want me ingesting that. Next she complains that I am flaying the skin off her forehead and that I took a few swipes at cleaning her eyelids.
Kitties...what a lady cat to do?