March 11, 2016

Bad Habit Mommy

I can't keep that woman home.  She's not paying proper attention to me.  I am or should be her only concern and she should devote all her time to me.

I'll have a bit more time now,  as her bad habit kicked in.  She thinks she is 19 years old.  HA!  I repeat--- HA! 

She isn't teetering on the brink of extinction, no, but spring poultry she ain't.  Neither am I.  Both of us should be proper and circumspect ladies.  But one of us, coff coff--- her---coff thinks she is a spring chick-hen!

She hurtles all over town trying to rack up miles on her Fitbit after she flings machine weight around.  Good grief Mom.  Give it a rest, OK?  Huh? And no, I don't want to hear about the second sciatica attack.  You did it to yourself.  So when it's over, lay down with me and nap instead.

That's all I have to say about THAT!






31 comments:

William said...

Poor Katie! I sympathize. My mom--I'd guess somewhat of an early winter chicken--is on an exercise bit too, when she should be paying attention to me!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Maybe you need to do something about that Fitbit, Miss Katie!

Purrs,
The Chans

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Innerestingly, we just read that Fibits are actally bad fer Beins health. So steal thing an hide it...

da tabbies o trout towne said...

katie...thatz DE WESRT thing yur mom can think....that herz a chcikn....spring...fried....baked....barbie qued ore other wize.....pleez tell her ta change her mind...oh kay !!
heerz two a crevice kelpfish kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

da tabbies o trout towne said...

oopz...furst spellin errorz on de yeer...thatz spozed ta bee .... WERST !!!♥♥

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

I'm sorry, I'm having a hard time hearing all of your complaints because.. Katie fuzzy belly!!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEE!! It's so fluffy! I wanna snorgle!!!!!! Ahem.. sorry.. yeah, bad mommy... rub the tummy!!!!! :D

Leo says: Katie, it's true.. I.. I hate treats! But I'd put up with eating anything to spend time with you! Um, you do know where that picture is going, right? *toothy grin*

BeadedTail said...

Katie, we can't believe your mom is acting so crazy and not staying home with you! Our mommy has a fitbit thingy too but it barely registers any steps these days but still she sits at her desk all day long instead of playing with us. Our moms should be very grateful we still love them as much as we do shouldn't they?

Flynn said...

How could she go off hurtling around town when you are lying there looking so cute!

Photo Cache said...

Katie our mom is out and about 3x a week on evenings when she's supposed to be our beddie.

Emma and Buster

Brian said...

We're so glad she feels like out n' aboutin' pretty Katie, but you do deserve that tummy rubbing time!

The Whiskeratti said...

Oh you poor angel, your Mom should be with you all the time. How could she abandon you?

www.shelter-cats.com said...

Katie, how can she resist laying down with you while you are looking so adorable. All that exercise probably made her disoriented. I hope she come to her senses soon.

The Island Cats said...

We've heard about those Fitbit thingies and how obsessed humans get with them. We purr our mom never gets one or else we may never see her again!

Annie Bear said...

Katie, surely your mom -- spring poultry she ain't, MOL -- can schedule both you & exercise in. Of course, you're the most important! Plus, sciatica is so painful so she best be careful!

Nellie Kowalik said...

Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!!
Mes wishes my Mommy was more like yours! Especially now that she is doing her hairy slobbery sister imitation and coughing up a storm. Mes has to sleeps in my heated cubby in the living room last night!!! Mes figures she will be all over it in a couple of more days. But mes enjoying the extra at home time, Mes loves that she is so hot!!!
Kisses
Nellie
PS Me will be ready to go out for a cocktail when this is over...I hear Lulu makes exceptional Cat Niptinis!

Lone Star Cats said...

My momma are an eggsorcise nut - she does hours of it every morning! So boring.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

My human has one of those FitBits too! I think she married it or something, because she is always looking at it.

Anonymous said...

Gosh Katie - sounds like you're laying down the law for your Mom! I hope she listens to you - if you're in need of "Mom-time" she should be SENSITIVE to your feelings!!!!!

Hugs, Sammy

Mariodacat said...

You did a good job of laying down that PAW for her Katie. Do you think she will really listen this time. Hmmm, I don't have as much faith in her as you do I'm afraid.

Anonymous said...

AppleWatch does the same thing as the FitBit. It makes moms walk more than they should when they have adorable pets to attend to. Luckily, I can often walk along. Maybe you should get a harness and leash and start racking up your own set of miles, KI.

Love and licks,
Cupcake

SailorEdgar said...

Katie, it looks like you need to have your fuzzy tummy rubbed!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Looks like you are ready for a sunpuddle, sweet girl. We see that you have your bikini on....
XOXOXO

Austin Towers said...

OMC! Let me fly into that floof and tickle those toesies!!!! I had to make mum bigify your pic so that your simple swain could enjoy a sublime swoon and slobber over the iPawd!

PeeEss Give mommy an ultimatum, Katie. Tell her it's either you or Fitbit! Explain to her that Fitbit makes you have a bit of a fit and that you are fit to bit the Fitbit into iddy widdy bits! ;) xxx

PeePeeEss If that fails pop through the tunnel for a fitbit of a smooch!❤️❤️❤️

La Cabeza Grande said...

I know it's hard but look at it from your mommy's point of view (for a minute, sisfur): the more she does the gadabout with fitbit, the longer she'll be able to fluff your furs and kiss your sweet self. So, ultimately, she's doing this for you!

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

I am glad your Mom is getting to exercise, but sorry you are neglected.My cats don't have that problem, I never exercise.

Caren Gittleman said...

My Mom thinks your Mom is great that she moves so much and she wishes she lived by her to motivate her to work out! Mom has been lazy like a slug and she used to work out! Love, Cody catchatwithcarenandcody

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

IT's that time of year when Mom spends A lot of time outside doing things maybe she shouldn't be doing by herself, but she does them anyway because well if she doesn't no one else will. We watched her climbing up on a ladder today to prune the limbs getting too close to the roof. We're all like be careful Mom we want to eat tonight. She was and we ate, so all is OK except now she's sore from doing all that yard work!

Tamago said...

It's great your mom keeps active! Though, I sure hope she won't get sciatica again.. Katie san, you gotta make sure that she gets enough rest, nap with you and have lots of furry time with you :-)

Mariette VandenMunckhof-Vedder said...

Dearest Katie-Isabella,
Oh my, so sorry that your Mom got again such a sciatica attack. That is no fun and yes, she ought to be very, very careful to get out in cold weather or even windy weather. No she's no spring chicken anymore and that adds to the chance of catching something. It takes longer to heal as well.
You are right we humans ought to all learn a great deal from our kitties; they know best how to stay warm and cozy and relaxed!
Hugs,
Mariette

meowmeowmans said...

Poor Katie! Maybe Mommy will tire herself out soon, and lay with you for a nice long, snuggly nap!

John Bellen said...

I know the feeling of not being able to do what one used to. I'm sure I could do that just last week, and now - it's an effort just to do half of it! Better to stay home and pay attention to the cats...

And you're sleeping like my Tucker, Katie - tummy up!