Kitties! I say wait till one hour after the door hits her you-know-what in the morning and then, warm up your Ess's, charge up your Tunnels, get in your cubes and Tents and come right over! We're having a house trashing pawty! Doors will stay unlocked and even wide open all weekend for all of you. We'll just turn up the heat inside to make up for the open doors.
I have lots of strong nip and vine. CK might come over and bring her stash of CD's and spin us some house trashing' musics if I ask nicely. Boomie will be here early to help set up everything before you get here and his sisfur Tutu will be here as bartender. Spitty said he will lounge and oversee efurrybuddy and do any directing that needs doing. He will likely set up a kissing booth, girls!
We have water and plenty of milk for the teetotalers, and bacon beers chillin' in the coolers. Tutu will bring more good stuffs from her house and serve them up.. She may serve up a few bities too. Just saying'. I am expecting a HUGE turnout so there will be plenty to eat and drink. Practice up on your best songs 'cause we're having a Karaoke "Croon and Yowl" contest too! First prize is a kiss from me, Katie Isabella and a nip toy from Nip and Bones! You can't beat THAT quality with a stick! If Caroline comes too, she can scream the night away...we'll join her. Loudest screamer and the first one to draw the Poleece cats here to the house gets a prize from Spittola.
I have popcorn to pop and scatter and bat around and some taco and tater chips to munch and decorate the carpet with! I have Vole cutlets and Squirrel drumsticks fresh off the squirrel and vole. Roasted over an open fire in the dining room. I have a Bucket- O -Birdies and some Snakie Fillets! And for dessert, mice cream. I bought that from a vendor . I'd hate to catch that many mice and milk them . I'll serve it up on the floor---easier to eat that way.
There are lots and lots and LOTS of toys for us. Enough for everyone. Fevvers, wands, nip and vine filled toys to lick and bat. Balls, tomatoes, nip manners; I have my wooden puzzle box in the middle of the floor with lots of balls and and other toys in it i.e., bells and small mice to bat out of the holes.
I have two big nip cigars for the man cats and for roguish girl cats!
I have carpet throughout the house. Claw as you wish! Mom will squeal with joy when she sees all the claw decorations you will have furnished her in thanks for the pawty!
And kitties! I have deep thick woods all around the house and in back where all the wild animals are. Go play out there if you dare. The trees are very very tall so fun to climb.
The toilet paper treadmill is freshly primed with a new roll of toilet paper and the rest of the rolls are at the ready to..well..roll! So be ready to enjoy the treadmill. Oh, and you can have fun with the Slip and Slide I have made for us. I have a piece of shower curtain liner rigged up and a tub full of luke warm water. Let's take turns doing the Cannonball down into the water. Whoever makes the biggest splash is the Queen or the King.
We'll have Zoomie races too. Something for every buddy!.
The finale will be a contest to determine who is the best mini blind player. I will have to disqualify myself in all fairness.
Those who want to stay the entire weekend...your choice of the beds or my beds throughout the house. They are all open to you.
Come one, come all. She'll be gone and good riddance! (please come home again soon mommy).