I have lots of fresh strong nip and vine. CK said she'd bring her stash and her CD for musics! Boomie is coming to help set up everything before you get here and be the co-host. His sisfur Tutu will be here to as bartender.
We have water and milk for the teetotalers, and bacon beers chillin' in the coolers. Tutu will bring more from her house for us and serve them up. She may serve up a few biteys too. Just sayin'. I am expecting a huge turnout so we'll have plenty to eat and drink. Practice up on your best songs cause we're having karaoke contest too. "Croon and Yowl" First prize is a kiss from me, Katie Isabella AND a nip toy from Nip and Bones. You can't beat THAT quality with a stick! If Caroline comes, she can scream the night away. We'll join her. Loudest screamer and the first one to draw the poleececats to the house gets a prize.
I have popcorn to pop and scatter and bat around and tacos and chips to munch and decorate the carpet with. I have Vole cutlets and Squerrel drumsticks fresh off the squerrel. I have a Bucket O Birdies, and Snakie fillets! And for dessert I have vanilla micecream. I bought it from a vendor. I'd hate to catch that many mice and milk 'em. I will serve it up on the floor...that'll make it easier to eat.
There are lots and lots and LOTS of toys for us. Enough for everyone. Fevvers, wands, nip and vine filled toys to lick and bat. I set my wooden puzzle box back out in the middle of the living room with lots of balls and other toys, bells and small mice to bat out of the holes. I have two big nip cigars for the manly mancats and roguish girlcats. I have furry and smooth mice, birdies, tomatoes, balls, cubes, rattan toys and cloth toys. I have carpet throughout the house...claw as you wish. Mom will squeal with joy when she sees the new decoration on the carpet. AND I have woods all around the house where all the wild animals are. Go play if you dare. The trees are very very tall, so great to climb. Mom won't let me out though.
The toilet paper treadmill is freshly primed with a new roll of toilet paper and the rest of the rolls are ready to..well...roll! So, come on in and be ready to enjoy the treadmill. Oh and join the Slip and Slide. I have a piece of shower curtain liner rigged up and a full tub of luke warm water..let's take turns doing the cannonball down into the water. Whoever makes the biggest splash is the King or Queen.
We'll have Zoomie races too. Something fur everybuddy. The finale will be a contest to once again determine who the best mini blind player is, aside from me. I disqualify myself of course. No old people mewsicks please. The livelier the better. We wanna stomp and howl so sharpen your claws and get ready to play! Those who want to stay the weekend, your choice of beds to leap on or my beds in the house are open to you too. I will fur mom's pillow so that's mine. Otherwise, my home is your home.
Come one come all. She's gone and good riddance. (please come home soon, mom).