July 26, 2016

How I Rope Her In and Keep Her There

Kitties,  the night before last, mom turned over in the bed to her left side.  Little did she know *I* was sleeping on the other bed pillow.  She had wakened slightly to put the sheet over her shoulder and twitch her nighty so that it didn't pull across her.

She settled and was asleep again I noted within a few minutes.  I decided to stretch my arms out kitties, and I rested my sweet furry feets with luscious  pink and black pads on her forehead.  I made my touch as light almost as dandelion fluff but I saw her wake and smile there in the dark.  She knew what that warm sweet touch was.

I heard her tell Mariodacat that she didn't care if she never got the rest of the nights sleep as long as my feets were where they were.  I scooted on my "elbows" slightly and rested my paws on her cheek and mouth corner.  "Like eiderdown" she said later to me.  I had my overly long claws tucked all the way up into my feets so they could not hurt momma.  Mom will call and make a time for me to go get them trimmed as my favorite tech Tiffany is still recuperating from her very broken ankle.  And I purred softly for her too.  She snuggles and comforts me for night time, so this time, I gave back.

Mom wasn't going to let me tell you kitties and woofies on accounta she worries that there are too many sweetie pie posts here.  But I meowed her into it which wasn't hard.






July 24, 2016

Adventures in Cheating

Look what Mommy did!  Cheated on me!  In multiples!  How DARE she! The total complete nerve!

If you want a coupe of bonded panfurs to love on, do you have to hold them, snuggle their faces, ask them their names?  Kiss them too?  How about that light butterscotch 7 month old little girly cat with the butterscotch gold eyes!  Aren't I good enough for you?  Humph!





These ladies are the rescue ladies who bring the babies to the pet food store.  I said I would make sure their faces weren't in but they said they didn't care.  That is John on the left and Henry on the right.   I think the girl is Natalie.

Mommy, that's just not right!  Mad at you.

July 21, 2016

Oh MY! It's Katie in Her Bikini!

Mancats,  get ready to stare and head on over through your tunnels.  There is a Southern Belle right here waiting for you.  💗

Mom said she will try not to go crazy pants every day with the videos.   She may have to be restrained.   Her has the secret now.

https://youtu.be/3ZC4aKwF0NU

July 20, 2016

LOOK! LOOK LOOK LOOK! FINALLY!


Katie's THIRD favorite brother told me to get the app for my iPhone.  I thought I had it.  I didn't.  That was something else to do with uTube.  Soon as I got the actual  App...finally.  But only from the iPhone or iPad, not the iMac.


And by the way, James was headed back to the cat fud bowl when you see him walking away.

https://youtu.be/Wn2UHA0dcQY

July 16, 2016

Caturday

I have taken up my post and I am earning my keep as patroller Extraordinaire!  Introoders Beware.






July 15, 2016

All I Can Meow is....

All I can meow is....BEWARE kitties!  Be very afraid.  He's in the tunnel and he's headed YOUR way.  FLYNN, 💗 Spitty, Boomie,  Austin,  Leo,  Toby,  Mario, Sammy, Khaki, Bibi Chan, Niko and Goro and all other mancats that I has crushed on ...fair warning.  He's coming to check you out.

Me,  (his Aunt Katie), I am his Attorney and he is checking to see I am not under any untoward influence.


July 12, 2016

FAVORITE BRUVVER

Look Kitties, he's HERE!!!! I'm asleep, yes, so mom did take this picture.  I sleep with my arms in the air a lot. Legs too when they have room, but brovver was there blocking them so I didn't.



July 10, 2016

Me Me Me!

Kitties!  First of all, though mom is totally not proud of the filthy car mat, I want you to see the sun pattern that was on the floor of the car when mom came back from the store!  You can't arrange that!  It just happened.  She tried to get the awful mess to disappear from the picture but just gave up and said yes, it needs vacuuming.  But it's a great sort-of image of me.  White mustache included and on the correct side too.




Also, I was very interested in Wonder Woman last night.  I laid there pointed right at it..head up and watching the entire episode.  I have a video too but I haven't contacted https://dezizworld.com yet.  I hope to today. They said they could help me get the videos posted.  But I have a still here.



I love that show!!!

PEE ESS!  I saw a brown bunny in my yard this morning for a LONG time! First one ever!




July 6, 2016

What a Dinner I Did Not Get!

Mom had the total nerve to bake  some fish and to have french fries along with green beans.  Now the airs is perfumey wif fishy smells and I got N-O-N-E!  N-O-N-E!  She sat and stuffed her face till she's fuller than a tick about to bust open and fall off ta dog!

I can only say that she is always dieting it seems, poor soul, and never gets anywhere-- so tonight, she decided to eat "real" food instead of that light stuff.  No, not my Royal Canin or my Fancy Feast.  It was mom fuds from the store. She went crazy over real and filling fuds!  And offered me NONE! I hope she does bust wide open!  Well, as long as it doesn't interfere with my meals.   She'll be moaning all night  till bed time about eating too much.  Sheesh.  Insult to injury.

 I think she's celebrating a good report from the cardiologist. She made him watch her in a video of 50 seconds duration,  hot foot  it around a park at an excellent pace and still able to talk ( of course!!!) (that woman can TALK!)

So that's my story.

 My client has not advised me when he may be coming over again.  If he does, I admit the noms will be watched like a hawk!  I thought they were!  But he slipped past Mom and scooped up a handful on his way through to the living room.  Fifteen teefs he has made short work of MY noms!

OK.  I am all fainty from having to smell fishy foods that went down down down her stomach tube! So I will lie here, and pant to express the personal pain I am suffering from not getting any fishy.

OH!  And after two weeks of having a slight sickie, I am all betters.  I was sleeping in my PTU alla time and not watching my shows on TV or greeting mommy at the door.  I didn't stay long in the bed at night and I wouldn't play.  My poopies (don't let the boy cats see this please) were not as they should be.  Mom made an appointment and voila! I was doing so well I didn't have to go!!  But now... poopie production is up at last and I have the crazy zoomies with wild eyes and back up in the air and sideways hopping.  And I watched TV these two days and evenings and greeted mommy.  Watched my shows too.  Life is good.

xxxooo














July 4, 2016

Aftermath of Outrageous Swiping of My Fuds

Kitties!  James the baby himself responded on the last blog!  He had read it and decided to say something on his own behalf.  I thought it was brave of him.  I'm surprised he had time really.  He has a (toy) cell phone that he was on the entire visit here.  My mom bought it for him.  Since he is always  talking to his Brokers on it, I am surprised he was able to  find the time to read the blog about the outrage he committed with my dry fuds but...he did.  Of course, he wasn't concerned really as I,  his Aunt Katie, am his Lawyer.  Yes. I am and I advise him greatly and often!  You may see his own comments to all of you if you want to look at the last bloggie's comments.

Meanwhile, I have a new pop-up hamper to enjoy.  You can see right through it so I go in to keep an eye on things when I am not on patrol.



PEE ESS...it's going to hold HIS toys.