October 24, 2016

Kathryn Isabella, Catttorney at CatLaw Esq.

Kitties and Woofies, I have been in private practice for a year now and I may expand to the CB.  Spitty may be my first client.  He is filing suit against his human re: unremitting flashybox shenanigans. He is fed up to his glossy mancatly chest furs!    My fee is negotiable as long as I like it.

My most notable and newsworthy case was the Caper of the Stolen Fuds that occurred here in my own home a few months ago!  MY  fuds, mind!  I was going to sue the miscreant, one James, 13 months old and surely tempted beyond his experience.  So I felt pity for him and decided to defend him and his actions (eating my KIBBLE!) and train him up better.  His mother and my mom were overcome with laughter.  I recorded that on a video which I posted on Utube!  It was the evidence that got him freed from the charges they had filed against him with the CatCourt.

I'll hang my shingle as soon as I can order stately robes for CatCourt days.

Meanwhile, my new Purple Fishy has made the cut of toys I bring into the bedroom at night!  Second in line.  Donkey was third!




32 comments:

  1. I hope Mom will let some 'clients' pay you with raw fish-cuz you know they will try!

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  2. We hope your Mom will pay your dues Katie and tidy up your toys for you.

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  3. That's it ! ...By catlaw, James have to pay you for da rest of his life !
    Like kibble... Nips...Toys....

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  4. I like your toys! Happy Monday ♥

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  5. Ohh you will have many clients, if you are defending against the Flashy Beast intrusions. This situation is rampant, we are told, throughout the Kitteh Blogosphere.

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  6. I bet many kitties need your service. You'll be a very busy catttorney! I gotta hide this post so that my boys won't sue me :-)
    I love how your toys are lining up on the floor! Have a happy new week, Katie san xoxo

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  7. Leo says: Katie! Can I hire you to sue the people who is keepin' my mommy away from me? I know it's got to be against her will, because, well.. who'd leave me on purpose?? Who wouldn't want to stay and cuddle me rather than be somewhere just to fix some stupy legs.. I say if she can't walk, she's more available for snuggles! Think I got a case?? I'll pay in Party Mix and snuggles in the Mancat cave, ok?

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  8. Don't take any cases from Binga! They're all bogus. She is the most litigious cat I've ever met.

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    1. Summer, somehow I am NOT surprised. I may require proof if she comes calling.

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  9. good luck. mom says the legal field is full of crazy people

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  10. Good for you Katie be be a lawyer. Well done. Good luck in your cases.

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  11. I hav a feeling business will be brisk prety Katie!

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  12. Ha! Finally someone trustworthy to handle our future cases against the hoomans.

    Emma and Buster

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  13. Ooooohhh, nooooo, I hope my kitties don't read this. Not that they would ever need a cattorney, of course. I treat them like royalty. :-) But I bet you are an excellent cattorney.

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  14. Aren't your own glorious furs sufficiently stately robes?

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  15. We may need your services to serve notice to our mommy that she can't be traveling anymore! Seriously!

    Your toys all in a row made us smile!

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  16. We wish you much success in your expanded practice, Katie. Do you also take abandonment cases with regard to humans who go away too often?

    Purrs.
    The Chans

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  17. katie....hold de a tern knee fone......fish kneadz ta move up ta spot one N that burd look a like kneads ta go bak in de toy box....just sayin ~~~~~~~~

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  18. I am sure you will do well in your practice of Catttorney at CatLaw.

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  19. Now there's a profession we all need! We might have some complaints coming your way. We just need to figure out how to scratch up...um, we mean, draw up the necessary paperwork!

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  20. Good to see you doing well.
    WE will certainly call on your services should the need ever arise!
    We like that trail of toys :)
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  21. We're fed up with the flashy box too, Katie. We may need to enlist your services.

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  22. Thank you! At last someone to take my case! I would like to sue for destruction of the flashy box, and compensation as follows: 144 jars of Gerbers (to be divided with my cattorney), 52 consecutive weekends of snuggles (sorry, all for me) and 4 boxes of nip (shared). How does that sound?

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  23. Phoebe here, I want to sue my Mom. She used my photo in a photo editor and turned me into a witch with a cauldron- I will drop charges for 2 containers of treats.

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  24. Katie Isabella, do you have a business card? I never know when I will need a cattorney.
    Your Furend
    Louis Dog Armstrong

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  25. Katie, there's never a dull moment whether it's practicing law or herding toys or making your Mommy beautiful.
    xxoo
    Your admirers, Maggie, Mickey Mouser, and Rufus the Red

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  26. We think you're the purrrfect cattorney for Spitty....and that lineup of toys looks like the jury coming back with a verdict! Can't wait to see you in your courtly robes!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  27. I think you are an excellent lawyer, KI. You are smart and fair and even-tempered. I hope you get paid with kitty toys - lots and lots of them.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

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  28. M had heard about this on Facebook, and would you believe she forbid me to get online this morning???? I think I need an attorney here quick before she imposes anymore rules. Gotta run before she catches me!

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  29. Katie, you never know when one of us might need your services...hope you'll be available and are not planning on going on retainer to represent only Spitty. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  30. We bet you'll have clients lining up around the block, Katie. We will call when we need you! Hugs and love to you and Mommy!

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  31. We think you'll have a very brisk business, Katie.

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