Kitties and Woofies, I have been in private practice for a year now and I may expand to the CB. Spitty may be my first client. He is filing suit against his human re: unremitting flashybox shenanigans. He is fed up to his glossy mancatly chest furs! My fee is negotiable as long as I like it.
My most notable and newsworthy case was the Caper of the Stolen Fuds that occurred here in my own home a few months ago! MY fuds, mind! I was going to sue the miscreant, one James, 13 months old and surely tempted beyond his experience. So I felt pity for him and decided to defend him and his actions (eating my KIBBLE!) and train him up better. His mother and my mom were overcome with laughter. I recorded that on a video which I posted on Utube! It was the evidence that got him freed from the charges they had filed against him with the CatCourt.
I'll hang my shingle as soon as I can order stately robes for CatCourt days.
Meanwhile, my new Purple Fishy has made the cut of toys I bring into the bedroom at night! Second in line. Donkey was third!