Mom had the total nerve to bake some fish and to have french fries along with green beans. Now the airs is perfumey wif fishy smells and I got N-O-N-E! N-O-N-E! She sat and stuffed her face till she's fuller than a tick about to bust open and fall off ta dog!
I can only say that she is always dieting it seems, poor soul, and never gets anywhere-- so tonight, she decided to eat "real" food instead of that light stuff. No, not my Royal Canin or my Fancy Feast. It was mom fuds from the store. She went crazy over real and filling fuds! And offered me NONE! I hope she does bust wide open! Well, as long as it doesn't interfere with my meals. She'll be moaning all night till bed time about eating too much. Sheesh. Insult to injury.
I think she's celebrating a good report from the cardiologist. She made him watch her in a video of 50 seconds duration, hot foot it around a park at an excellent pace and still able to talk ( of course!!!) (that woman can TALK!)
So that's my story.
My client has not advised me when he may be coming over again. If he does, I admit the noms will be watched like a hawk! I thought they were! But he slipped past Mom and scooped up a handful on his way through to the living room. Fifteen teefs he has made short work of MY noms!
OK. I am all fainty from having to smell fishy foods that went down down down her stomach tube! So I will lie here, and pant to express the personal pain I am suffering from not getting any fishy.
OH! And after two weeks of having a slight sickie, I am all betters. I was sleeping in my PTU alla time and not watching my shows on TV or greeting mommy at the door. I didn't stay long in the bed at night and I wouldn't play. My poopies (don't let the boy cats see this please) were not as they should be. Mom made an appointment and voila! I was doing so well I didn't have to go!! But now... poopie production is up at last and I have the crazy zoomies with wild eyes and back up in the air and sideways hopping. And I watched TV these two days and evenings and greeted mommy. Watched my shows too. Life is good.