February 27, 2015
Say it Ain't So...
Yer kidding me, right Mom? Yer taking me to the stabby place...the V-E-T next week? For a shot? I thought I had my shot! What manner of chicanery is this? Don't make me borrow Spitty's Viceroys!
What shot? Distemper? Who says I have a bad temper and need a shot for it?? Whoever it was lied through their fangs.
That because you need the carpet cleaned this Spring and they won't let me stay there for a few hours without it? Protecting ME? I didn't think I was a threat because I am always indoors so they told you it's to keep ME safe? You believe that? I have some property to sell you..located somewhere in Florida. Starts with an "E". You'll love it. Lots of Brazilian Mamba snakes in it now to keep you company. I'll stay here.