February 23, 2015

OH OH! OUTRAGE!!!

Where are Viceroys when you need them to gather about and protect you!?

I never had any of my own, and I failed to ask King Spitty if I could borrow his.  LOOK at this outrage, this insufferable indignity I had to endure TONIGHT.  The nightmarish handling!  The terror filled moments punctuated with kisses from the perpetrator.   My claws....my beautiful claws...gone.  GONE I say.  They will grow again but that matters not.  I had to allow this in my own home!

And to think I offered my hospitality!  The quintessence of Queenly favor.  To what avail?  Captured in my own home next to my thick beddie by the very girl I welcomed in.  Wrapped in our TN orange  towel and bundled like a burrito.  The idea.

Oh, the pain.  The disrespect. I need to go take a nap now.  Then I will take to my bed.

PeeEss.  Blurry due to extreme action on the part of the Queen (and the captor)

There WILL be repercussions.  

34 comments:

  1. Oh my Cod! That's unbelieveable Katie! Sounds like a nightmare!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Oh, the indignity! And no claws left to let them know how you feel about it, too.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Oh dear. Katie, this is wrong on every account, from this happening in your home to the orange burrito. There are sympathetic kitties everywhere on your side!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Oh, Katie, I am sorry! My mom's finally given up on our claws, since *I* was the only one who would allow it.

    ReplyDelete
  5. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    Not the Claw-Clipping Captor!

    Say it ain't so.

    ReplyDelete
  6. We can't believe you had to suffer through that, Katie.

    ReplyDelete
  7. We can't believe you had to suffer through that, Katie.

    ReplyDelete
  8. OMC poor Katie, the indignity of it all...we feels your pain. Actually we don't 'cuz the mom bean hasn't done that to us, yet. Oh, oh we thinks she got a really bad idea from your experience!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

    ReplyDelete
  9. When Binga has a nail trim, it pretty much goes like that too.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Katie!!! How could you have forgotten to request the Viceroys???? Sammy and the Trout Town Tabbies are especially loyal and fast. They could've taken care of that....that.......that semi-Human female.

    But here's the Big Question:

    WHERE
    WAS
    YOUR
    MOMMY?

    Did she give you up? Sell you out? Oh, these are Dark Days, my Queen. Dark, dark, dark.

    XOXOXO -- but it is Too Late.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Oh, poor Katie! But it could have been worse. At least they will grow back again, as you say! We have heard of kitties whose claws have been purr-manently removed!
    Fortunately, Our Human has never even considered such an idea. We think She has a claw fetish. We have seen Her painting her own claws pink, or even red!

    ReplyDelete
  12. My nails were also stolen yesterday, KI. Then they gave me treats. I spit them out on the floor, and refused to eat them till we were in the car on the way home. It's humiliating. Plus I kissed the groomer man a hundred times. Love/Hate

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

    ReplyDelete
  13. You do make a very pretty burrito Katie.....does that make you feel better??????

    Hugs, Sammy

    ReplyDelete
  14. Oh no, that is outrageous! I hope you grow back those claws soon!
    Oh but, you being a burrito is so, so cute :-)

    ReplyDelete
  15. Chloe Jo and Grizelda sympathize wholeheartedly. Sweet burritos, though! ~xo~

    ReplyDelete
  16. Think about it this way, Katie. Your Mom at least didn't put you in the PTU and drive you to the Vet place to ave it done.

    I think you should give her the back of disrespect for the rest of today.

    ReplyDelete
  17. Oh, Katie, Gracie hates to be picked up, and she doesn't make that much fuss. :-)

    ReplyDelete
  18. Well, we bet your claws will grow back, Katie. And when they do, there's gonna be trouble!

    ReplyDelete
  19. You sure put up with lots poor Katie!

    ReplyDelete
  20. Oh no.... you were a... a ...PURRITIO!! The shame!

    ReplyDelete
  21. It made our eyes water just thinking about it Katie - and we are so pleased we get to sharpen our claws on the fence in the garden instead of having to be tortured like you were.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

    ReplyDelete
  22. That is awful- in your very own safety zone. Now your poor body had has to focus on regrowing claws and the white eyelash. You poor kitty. I can't wait to see how you punish the perpetrator.

    ReplyDelete
  23. katie...stoned we mite bee comin in frum de haight but next time ya get wind oh when thiz oh currents mite bee a happenin... we will beg R leeve frum king spitty fora few... N offer R servicez two ewe....we throw a mitee mean flounder; took out a car window once with said fish... ♥♥♥

    ReplyDelete
  24. I refuse to submit to this ritual keep rebelling Miss Katie.

    ReplyDelete
  25. OMC! In your own home too. You look furious!

    ReplyDelete
  26. Oh my goodness this is bloody terrible

    ReplyDelete
  27. Mes has discovered it will happen weather mes wants it to or not, so (surprisingly) Mes will let Mommy (and only Mommy) clip my claws.
    Daddy is so furry happen.
    Kisses
    Nellie

    ReplyDelete
  28. OMC ! That is outrageous , Katie !

    Hope your claws grow back in NO time !

    XOXO

    ReplyDelete
  29. the indignity!! though, I have to say, at least you get wrapped in a nice blanket. mom grabs a towel and squishes me to trim my nails.

    ~Ivy

    ReplyDelete
  30. Oh nooooo, poor Katie. Shhhh, don't let M know that a vet tech can come to the house cuz next thing you know, she'll be surprising me! Parish the thought!

    ReplyDelete

Leave your meows, barks and snorgles and we'll appreciate every one. XXOO