Human, I am calling this meeting to order to discuss your shortcomings of the past month.
Failing to read my feline mind and not changing my foods again, so that I would not be discommoded. (is that something 'bout a litterbox???)
And too, you removed the other pillow from my supposed side of the bed thereby making it impossible for me to roost on your much beleaguered chesticles.
Also you failed to make room for me on MY favorite side of the bed in MY favorite place, deeming your own comfort to be more important than mine.
Sentencing within the next 24 hours. Be ready.