December 3, 2014

Called to Order

Human, I am calling this meeting to order to discuss your shortcomings of the past month.

Failing to read my feline mind and not changing my foods again, so that I would not be discommoded.  (is that something 'bout a litterbox???)

And too, you removed the other pillow from my supposed side of the bed thereby making it impossible for me to roost on your much beleaguered chesticles.

 Also you failed to make room for me on MY favorite side of the bed in MY favorite place, deeming your own comfort to be more important than mine.

Sentencing within the next 24 hours.  Be ready.




40 comments:

  1. Katie I think those orders ARE marching! MOL

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  2. Oh, Katie, you look very stern and impawtant there. I bet Mommy is quaking in her boots.

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  3. We will be awaiting her sentence!

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  4. Oh my. This is serious business, Katie. Sometimes you have to be stern with the humans...

    Hugs to you and Mommy!

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  5. Keep the mom in line Katie. You know humans, you give them an inch they take a foot.

    Kisses,
    Emma and Buster

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  6. uh oh - you look pretty serious Katie

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  7. Ruh roh.... sounds dangerous! Good luck to your human! - Crepes.

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  8. Oh Oh I think your mom-person is in BIG trouble now :)

    XOXO

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  9. Judge Katie,

    We hope someone gives you a nice stiff shot of scotch/whiskey before you reach your verdict! :p

    the critters in the cottage xo

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  10. Uh oh, your mom messed up big time! Our mommy thinks that photo of you is darling!

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  11. I think being discommoded is when a human's toilet is recalled by the manufacturer. ;-)

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  12. MOL you and me, Miss Katie, are both being discommoded!!

    *makes note of discommode for Word of the Day* ;)

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  13. katie....and ewe noe, if yur mom gives ewe any caca, yur husbands who be actin az bay liffs...thomas, joe, de king, boomer, larry, knot elvis, spitty, sam and bob will toss her outta court in a fast minit....

    wait, that wont werk....

    uh, they will toss her in de slammer & throw a way de key !! ♥

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  14. Oh Katie, we think you are being a little hard on the Mom. That is her bed after all. Although all of us try to squeeze our Mom out of her bed. Hope you all have a great evening.

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  15. Ohh you sound serious. But the photo of you at the table is so pretty :-)
    I hope you and your mom will have good meeting and some shortcomings will be improved!

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  16. Watch put mom, Miss Katie is getting ready to pass sentence. xoxo

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  17. Katie, that even scared MY mom!

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  18. Hi Katie!
    I like very nuch with your ways was back to old way ..long time before that I remenber in my hart from you Sis!
    You have a good evening!
    We having a raining for another two days
    I don't need water in my garden!
    Dear Sis!
    xxooxxoxox
    Sis,Katie,Miyuki and Victoria,
    Michiko

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  19. Make it harsh Katie!
    Your Mom is forgetting that Cats Rule!!
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  20. Uh oh. Your mom should be very afraid.

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  21. Yeah, we think "discommoded" has something ta do with the litter box. But we're not sure what.

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  22. Oh wow, teh court could sentence Mom to no cuddles today! Then what will she do??

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  23. Uhoh.....this sounds SERIOUS! Mom's on trial and the sentence is about to be handed down...we hope the court will be lenient - after all - our Moms may have their "useless" moments but they also DO feed us and brush us and take care of us!!!!!!!!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  24. I think mommy is getting coal in her stocking.

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  25. KATIE! We've never seen you looking so .... executorial? (MomKatt is that a word? She says "It is now!") You look very intimidating at that conference table. Don't give an inch. Don't bargain. Stick to your guns. Refuse nose nuzzies.

    Be one with your demands. :)

    Purrz!
    Selina

    PS - MomKatt sends you a smoochie 'cause you're so pretty.

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  26. Sounds like this justice will be swift and severe. Yikes!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

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  27. Sounds like this justice will be swift and severe. Yikes!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

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  28. You'd think your mom bean forgot that Chrismouse is coming....she's obviously on the naughty list, MOL

    Sasha Sami, & Saku

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  29. Ohhhh Miss Katie your Momma is on the NAUGHTY list for sure!!!!!

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  30. aiieee!! Those are such transgressions!! Definitely worth of strong, firm punishment.

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  31. OMC Katie! She must be TERRIFIED!!! I think you look hot!

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  32. Will you be merciful, Miss katie. She does adore you…

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  33. You have meetings for your peep? Hmmm... I wonder if that would work with mine. I should try it, sometime. Might get me some more nip!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  34. Oh dear, we hope she is prepared! Those are serious charges.

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  35. Has she been talking to TW? Unacceptable.

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  36. Oh, Mommy, look at my face. Can you read it?

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