So, I slid my arms under there and I am resting my chin on the folded up rug edge. What's that you say? You heard scratching all the way in the computer room? You must have been
I am simply lying here, arms under the rug. I am keeping my muscles, pawsies and sinews warm. Why is that a problem, Mom? Scratching? Pardon me? ME? Can't you see my chin? It is RESTING atop the rug edge while I warm my arms. *flexes toesies by mistake* Oh. THAT sound? Um, that is, um, I fink that is, um, yes, that's um, that's the clock ticking loudly again. I want to tell you about that.
Take my arms out? You're going to lift the rug off them...what? to see what, did you say?
Oh, THOSE marks and tears? The pet sitter did that. I wouldn't scratch the carpet, mommy. I a good girl.