March 28, 2013

Almost Furriday

Kitties!  We have actually had TWO, count 'em, TWO pretty (and COLD) days.  Mommy got energized and did she spend that energy on ME?  I think NOT!  She cleaned out a cabinet about as tall as her (that ain't much) and sorted summer stuffs from heavy stuffs, fiddled in closets rearranging and throwing away stuffs and in general, ignoring me except for a few paltry stabs at playing wif my Neko fly wand.  Ha!

I think I'll fire her.  And that rolling back and forth in bed  all night from one side to her other side is like trying to sleep with a rotisserie!! I walk up after delivering the choicest of toys, settle in at her waist, fall deeply asleep and there she goes..turning over.  It gets really old, kitties.  She needs to be replaced. Know any mommy's who would like a beautiful feminine Tuxie girl with furs as soft as a dream?  I talk sweetly, all low and almost musical sometimes.  Let's see.  I recycle a lot of my fuds..I hork them up usually in sets of 4.  As many as possible on the carpet.  I accidentally got one of 4 on the kitchen counter.  Wait..make that two.  I horked a HUGE rainfall of bomits all over mommy's leather purse. It ran down both sides of the purse.  Wait...make that three. I also horked into the large ashtray (she doesn't smoke) where she keeps bills (whatter those?) and coupons.  THEN I finally weakly--- heroically made my way to the carpet hork that forth one.

So I am ready to pack my tunnel and wands and move in.  Make me an offer?  Mom is so fired.  The new mommy has to be still all night and never move.  And not mind my beautifying the carpet by shearing it.  Lines are open..






42 comments:

  1. Welp, Good Luckz on dat one Sweet Katie! ^..^ az you can see owr mom well, don't get us started....., haz TOTALLY!!! neglected to put any postz on owr blog ( she started yesterday, but it nefur got finished!!) She travelz in bed all night! and she's on strike becauze ov all da bomit trapz!, Especially az it iz now starting to warm and we thinning owr hairz owt ^..^ and she took da carpeting away long before Larry, Lolly & Louie got here :o

    Aside from all dat you Darlin Katie,are Welcome here anytime ^.,^ ♥♥♥♥xoxoxo L

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  2. I'd like to offer you a spot in my Purr Gang but you'd be sixth in line, not number one.

    And, cleaning up all your hard work, again, sixth in line over here. Meredith Ann already has you beat and with five we never know who put the 'gift' out for Mom to find.

    You might want to rethink and stay Queen at your purrfect palace.

    I had a talke with Mere this last weekend. She wondered why she wasn't an only purr child. I told her she'd have been at the rescue place a long time if she'd wanted that. Number five fits her purrfectly.

    Keep it rolling,
    JC and The Purr and Fur Gang

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  3. Aww sweetie - that picture of you in the box sold M. She says come here. But she can't promise she'll keep still at night (and neither can I promise it). You don't know how many times I've fired M, but good help is terribly hard to find. If there is anything your human does that's right, I really recommend you keep her on. Believe me, you can do a whole lot worse!

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  4. Aww, Poor dear Katie! What a lot you put up with ..Leo, for heaven's sake, stop trying to take my keyboard. Why do you want the post office website? ..To see how much postage it would take to get Katie here. Ah, I see. Somehow I don't think she wants to travel through the mail system..
    Katie, perhaps you should rethink the firing. I'm not sure getting tumbled around in sealed box is worth getting a new mommy. Even if it comes with an amorous 'friend'..

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  5. "The sweetest sounds to mortals given
    Are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven."

    William Goldsmith Brown

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  6. Aww I think you should keep her because she does love you so and you could do so much worse.. Hugs GJ xx

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  7. we would offer you some space, but since you prefer your own space, we don't think you would like it here much....besides, we think your mommy is pretty special - even with the flaws :)

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  8. Has your Mama tried that malt paste that helps with furballs? We started giving that to Leo and it has helped! LP doesn't just roll around like a rotisserie chicken at night, she also gets up a bazillion times to go to the washroom, and throws the covers off of her, then puts them back on, then tosses them off (repeat as desired). Katie, we think you have it made where you are! YOU IZ QUEEN!!

    the critters in the cottage xo

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  9. Katie. Your Majesty.. i love you tons, sweetie, but it just wouldn't work. I'm not still all night. I toss and turn lots.. (so i've been told.) And i already have a 'ton' of hork to clean up every day.. at different times, with the 4 kitties who own us already! You have to be more patient with Mommy. Being a kitty Mommy isn't easy sometimes, though it is wonderful and fun.. if that makes any sense. Anyway.. she's a great Mommy since she lets you be queen!! xx

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  10. *cough* PALTRY WAVES? You too? Have you tried etsy? Or craigslist? OR...EBAY???

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  11. Katie, don't come here because the mom is doing a lot of that cleaning stuff too. And painting! She's painting the door and some other stuff. And not paying nearly enough attention to us! Maybe we should join you in looking for a new mom.

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  12. Sorry Katie,
    Mommy has been complaining at mes all day about my horking up hair balls, and she snores and she tosses and turns a ton! Kozmo and Cinnamon take turns on the feets and when the pawrents' feets gets hot, then they change and if Kozmo wants to stay on the bed...he steals my spot. Then we fight. So here would not work. Too bad. Me thinks yous and mes would has fun.
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  13. Katie, there's no way your mom will ever let you leave no matter how many times you hork or what you hork on!

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  14. Your mom loves you so much Miss Katie, so she cleans up your horks and never scolds you. xx

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  15. I just love the photo of you and want to give you and your mom a very big hugs!!

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  16. Katie, you need to do what my beloved Himalayan did. She slept toward the top of my bed. I thrash around all night, but she slept right through it. You can even have a comfy bed put there for you :)

    Pee Ess: We hope your mommy is giving you some hairball remedy...horking is no fun!

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  17. I hopes ur tummy gets better. :) Also hoomins get better if u snorgle dem. :)

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  18. Just think, Katie: your Mom would be desolate and heartbroken should you take up lodging elsewhere. If you could find it in your heart to stay. When a Mom loves you like yours does, it's for keeps. Bomit traps and all.

    XOXO

    Nik, Rocky, and M

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  19. Katie, we'd offer to trade moms with you but ours isn't any better and we'd like to keep you as a friend! Hahaha! Carl thinks you look sexy in that box and would like to join you.

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  20. Uh, darling? You know you are appealing to the kitties and not the Humans with this advertisement, right? Cat bomit running down the sides of her purse entertains ME, not the Human. I think you Mommy made you write it this way on porpoise so that no Humans would bid on you. Heh heh.

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  21. Katie, you definitely do NOT want my fidgety human! Even her boyfriend complains about how much she thrashes around when she is trying to sleep - and he is WAY bigger than a kitty! You would risk getting unintentionally flung in midair! Which is why I spend my nighttime sleep hours at the far edge of the bed.

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  22. We know you really don't want to leave your mom.

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  23. Oh Miss Katie, you are most welcome here, as we love your most beautimous tuxie furs and would love to hear your musical voice. Unfortunately our Mommy tosses and turns most nights and you would find her woefully lacking in the good sleeps dept. Have a happy Easter weekend. xoxo

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  24. Darling, Mommy says you are most welcome to move right in! We have no carpets here so Mommy will get one specially for you to play artist with. :)
    Oh, and Mommy has learnt to lay still all night when she had Looppy (her first house bunny) so that won't be a problem!
    PLUS, you get ME! <3 <3

    See you soon?
    XOXOXOXOXO
    Your Boomie

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  25. Hi Sis!
    I has last 26th but something wrong for me.
    I just trying to this time is ok?
    After hours writing again..
    Michiko

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  26. My Mom isn't any better. She doesn't move around very much, but she gets up two or three times and comes back to bed and then has to settle in all over again. I think you better stay put.

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  27. Oh, Katie, your Mommy loves you so much. You would break her heart if you were to leave her. I know Humans can sometimes be very annoying, but if you love each other, it's best you stay put. My Mummy always says: "The Devil you know is better than the Devil you don't know". Not that my Mummy is a Devil (mol). Perhaps you should schedule a few more training sessions to lick your Mommy into shape.

    Trixie the Black Panfur xoxox

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  28. Let's face it, Katie, you've failed to train her right!! She is probably past help now!! Have you tried the claw in the nose ploy? That tends to focus their minds!! ;)

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  29. Oh come, come, Miss Katie! We know you would never leave your adoring (and adored) Mommy! We did laugh at the rotisserie comparison, though!

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  30. Gosh Katie...sounds like you're having a bit of a time with a wayward human! Considering I'm a bit of a horker too, I'm not sure my Mom could handle TWO hork-machines or I'd offer you a home here with ME!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

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  31. Hahaha you cracked ne up with "sleep with a rotisserie" line :-)
    Oh Katie san, I know you are never gonna really fire your mom! She sure will make up for not spending enough time with you :-)

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  32. Hi sis!
    I hope good excellent with good time with Katie.
    Are you going to sleeping now...
    You have take care of you too Sis!
    Love you Sis with Katie.
    xoxoxox
    Sis.Katie.Miyuki.
    Michiko

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  33. I know it is frustrating pretty Katie, but give her a wee bit of a break, she is human after all.

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  34. Katie you look cute peeping over the edge of that box. Lucy joined in your game of horking this morning but only managed twice. So you win Katie!

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  35. You could come here, Katie, but we have to tell you that the dad and the mom are totally quick to clean up whenever we hork. And they are such bed hogs. Not much better than what you have going on now, it seems!

    She *does* love you LOTS, you know...

    Hugs!

    Sammy and Moosey

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  36. Sorry Katie , but my mom-person is to a hopeless case so I don´t think you wan´t to change mom with me :)
    XOXO

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  37. Okey Dokey...the 'rollin' around in bed' stuff is a major irritation for sure. But, that barf'in has gotta make you weak...does this Mom give you extra noms????I should think you would be starvin' after all that upchuck. Oh yeah, you could come visit me if you want; I'll let you sleep over by the Dad, he doesn't hardly move...just a lot of nose purrrrs

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  38. Katie
    I think all Momma's are generally the same. YOU have an outstanding Momma who loves you beyond words. I think you have a wonderful Momma and great home and heck that box is fantastic. (Momma shops there too!)Tee hee. I have to watch the TV with her when she shops. :)

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  39. Awwww beautiful Katie Isabella!!! We think your mum is just perfect for all your needs and wants! Maybe just put her on probabation? LOL!! Have a great Easter weekend! take care
    x

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  40. What Mummy is doing is for you sweetie and as soon as everything is done, you will get too too much attention from her. Plus, a new house to explore. Isn't it exciting...
    Purrs,
    Kitty

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  41. You know what? You look just like ME in that box! I can't see any of your white parts at all, my sweet darling! Is there room in that box for your twin???

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  42. Sorry to hear that you are horking so much. Hope you get over it. Katie, we know that you don't really want to replace your Mom. Even if you did, we only have Dads here! :-) Very cute photo!

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