Kitties...come on now, I don't need diapers. I should have said that the pee incidents occured when I had an open litter box back when I first got here. Now, I just pee and it's contained within the box. Even when I face the back, no pee hits the floor. But it sure collects in the "seams" of the two halves of the box. Whew. I hope important kitties of the male variety didn't see those comments and decided I peed on the floor. How embarrassing.
By the way, I laid out on mom's lap and stayed sleeping for 1 1/2 hours this evening while mom really needed to get up, and while the part of her lap I was laid on burned like a lit fire from my body heat, she was rewarded by seeing my pink tongue sticking out between my teefs in front while I slept, my pink and black padded twitching toesies and two fang points attractively arranged on either side of my protruding tongue tip showing. That was MY evening, kitties. Soon we'll go to bed.