Kitties! It was awful. There was an introoder on MY territory yesterday morning. I was on patrol as of course I should be and all my vigilance paid off. There he or she was..brazen as daylight creeping over the morning horizon! Bold as a shout in the dark! A long haired black with green eyes introoder. You can see him next door by the fence lying there drooling over my Bird TV, the bounder!
I called mommy but in a soft tiny voice. She could tell by my tone however that something was amiss.
When she got into the room where I was she saw me scrubbing furiously on the window pane trying to get out to box that introoders ears! I was telling mom all about it continuously for minutes. I was telling her blow by blow- if only I could get out there to do my duty.
Mom could only get a picture through the window and screen but I told her that was fine. The picture would do as evidence in the Sheriff Harley Poleece Line-Up once I reported this indignity and affront to me and my property, that was sure to take place later.
Always on guard. That's me. Nothing gets past me (except multiple hairballs).