SOMEONE was caught licking the butter right there in the dish! It certainly wasn't ME! Mom is going to try to make me say it was I! NO WAY! It was her! The butter on my chin and whisker roots? Purely a co-inkydink.
Here I am in the window trying to imagine getting away from her accusing glare. And why would you want to gouge out purrfectly good butter from the dish and pitch it when you think it's your beloved furbaby licking it? WHAT a WASTE! She needs to learn about sharing and about waste..not that I touched that butter. Nosiree!