Mom may have found the magic formula for feeding me my wet foods via a kitty friend. Mom gave me only a tablespoon of my wet fuds and I ate it right up..licking the bowl clean. (really) and 15 minutes laters, she did that again. And so did I. Then, an hour laters, I gots the whole rest of it. Carpet is clean! hee hee.
Mom wishes she had a way to record me in the middle of the night. I always announce all my mousies that I bring into the bedroom after I have them in place--- with tiny little sweet conversational sounds. Mom said they really do have inflection and sound like talking. My meow is so small and sweet that she never minds hearing it.
Mom caught me sitting on the human litter box looking straight up at the towel rod. She discouraged me from the thought. Nine pounds of cat on the rod is not a good idea.